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Making a comment about a necklace upon which there was a small crucifix. Like throwing cold water on a fire....you know, you're not supposed to be doing THAT.
Once I was making love with my former wife and whispering soft little nothings in her ear, I said "you are my geisha"...she didn't appreciate at all, found it shocking!
for her, geisha= ***** , which is not exactly the same...
Once, we were doing it in the morning, and I kept looking at the clock because I HATE to be late, and I knew with all the tourists in the town that week that the drive to work for me was going to be almost twice as long. He didn't like the thought of me timing him, but I just wanted to get ready to go to work! So I learned to NOT do it when I'm super rushed for time!
Once, we were doing it in the morning, and I kept looking at the clock because I HATE to be late, and I knew with all the tourists in the town that week that the drive to work for me was going to be almost twice as long. He didn't like the thought of me timing him, but I just wanted to get ready to go to work! So I learned to NOT do it when I'm super rushed for time!
I like quickies, but that morning I just wasn't all that into it and he was insisting on some, because it had been awhile, so in the beginning I thought that its been long enough that it would be rather quick, but NO...he kept trying to prolong the adventure, and I kept looking at the clock and apparently signaling to him that he didn't have my full attention, and well, we were just not on the same page that morning! But I made up for it that evening when he got home from work...
I dated a girl who farted during the wild thing. Pretty much killed it for me. She just started crying out of shame.
And, I know a guy in high school who, during his very first time to do the wild thing, got so nervous that he THREW UP in the middle of act. No, he managed to miss her, but it certainly cooled her ardor. I always wonder what happened to that guy.
He was so ashamed he turned gay!!!!!!!!!!!!Hi artsyguy!!!!
I like quickies, but that morning I just wasn't all that into it and he was insisting on some, because it had been awhile, so in the beginning I thought that its been long enough that it would be rather quick, but NO...he kept trying to prolong the adventure, and I kept looking at the clock and apparently signaling to him that he didn't have my full attention, and well, we were just not on the same page that morning! But I made up for it that evening when he got home from work...
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