What wouldn't you do in front of your spouse?

[dvcgal]

Originally Posted by beowulf7

I saw this article on CNN:
What wouldn't you do in front of your spouse? - CNN.com

I think bathroom stuff should be done behind closed doors. What do you do in front of your spouse that some may consider weird and what do you refuse to do in front of him/her?

No potty stuff! GROSS!!!
Everything else I'm olay with.

[mommax3plus2]

do you know how hard it is to read this and not wake up hubby with my laughing!
7 people, 3 bdr, one bathroom= no secrets

[BobbieCat]

Originally Posted by carlitasway

I don't care about the sound, in fact if he makes the sound, I'm usually safe from the stench. It's the silent but deadly ones that kill me. And then he gets mad when I spray Febreze on his backside.

I can relate to this!

My SO is very comfortable with performing every kind of bodily function in my presence. After almost 4 years, I still cannot bring myself to fart or poo if he's within hearing/smelling distance!*lol*

[ShinyHappyLucy]

I refuse to do my special dance to the Law & Order SVU theme song. I do that only in private much to his dismay.

[canibeyou]

Originally Posted by ShinyHappyLucy

I refuse to do my special dance to the Law & Order SVU theme song. I do that only in private much to his dismay.

Does it go something like this.......
YouTube - Armstrong Flooring TV Commercial - Dancing Dad

[ShinyHappyLucy]

Originally Posted by canibeyou

Does it go something like this.......
YouTube - Armstrong Flooring TV Commercial - Dancing Dad

LOL, no! I've got a little more rhythm than that. Think ballet meets martial arts. It's precious. Really.

[beowulf7]

Originally Posted by Hobokenkitchen

I think some of your list may change, when/ if you get married ..... although I did see a story about a woman who had been married 15 years and NEVER farted in front of him. Apparently she spent a lot of their life together in excruciating stomache pain. Doesn't sound good.

I prefer no toilet stuff, I could deal with no 1 if I had to, but no 2 is meant to be PRIVATE!!!

That reminds me of an episode of the sitcom, "Malcolm in the Middle", a few years ago where Lois (the wife/mother) said she tried hard not to fart in front of Hal (the husband/father). But he said he didn't mind and that her butt was like a trumpet while she was sleeping.