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Old 01-27-2009, 01:10 PM
 
Location: Philly
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Some dude in Russia tried to have sex with a raccoon and it bit off his thang. It's in the newspapers.


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2172612.ece
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Old 01-27-2009, 01:11 PM
 
Location: Land of 10000 Lakes +
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Spare us, please
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Old 01-27-2009, 01:12 PM
 
Location: Incognito
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That's a horny Russian.
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Old 01-27-2009, 01:18 PM
 
Location: Tucson
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Some dude in Russia tried to have sex with a raccoon and it bit off his thang. It's in the newspapers. I'm looking for a link of it now.
They're used to making do with whatever is available. If there's no vodka, there's cheap cologne (or at least there used to be in the good ol' days); if there’s no lady, there’s a racoon.

How do you think shepherds used to live up in the mountains with their herds for months to no end away from their wives...?!
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Old 01-27-2009, 01:20 PM
 
Location: Philly
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They're used to making do with whatever is available. If there's no vodka, there's cheap cologne (or at least there used to be in the good ol' days); if there’s no lady, there’s a racoon.

How do you think shepherds used to live up in the mountains with their herds for months to no end away from their wives...?!


I heard the raccoon was tired of the black eyes, couldn't take it anymore.
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Old 01-27-2009, 01:23 PM
 
Location: Tucson
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I heard the raccoon was tired of the black eyes, couldn't take it anymore.
I kinda feel for the raccoon 'cause it's a pretty small creature... Couldn't he find a sheep or a goat?!
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Old 01-27-2009, 01:24 PM
 
Location: Orlando
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I've heard of trying to get some "tail" before but...........
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Old 01-27-2009, 01:25 PM
 
Location: Tucson
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I've heard of trying to get some "tail" before but...........
Takes on a whole new meaning, doesn't it?!
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Old 01-27-2009, 01:27 PM
 
Location: Ocean Shores, WA
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Maybe he should have checked first to make sure it was a female raccoon.
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Old 01-27-2009, 01:31 PM
 
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Dude found himself Lorraine Bobbit of raccoons!

Sometimes you just gotta be more picky...
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