101 Days Of Sex. (young, problems, relation, serious)

[orangeapple]

Originally Posted by Speedaddicted

All we are saying is most dudes dont want bloody D*@K is all........

It's called a condom....and a shower

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I think the real problem is how she would feel on certain days....the cramping and bloating can make you feel absolutely ill, and definitely not sexy.

[Capt. Dan]

I was an operating room nurse for 30 years. Before that I was a combat corpsman[medic] in Vietnam. I have been splattered with brains. Stuffed intestines back into Marines and done open chest heart massages. But I WILL NOT get blood on Mr. Happy!!!!!!!!

[Speedaddicted]

Originally Posted by orangeapple

It's called a condom....and a shower

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I think the real problem is how she would feel on certain days....the cramping and bloating can make you feel absolutely ill, and definitely not sexy.

It's called hell no.

She can take one for the team and provide great lip service for that week!

[Threerun]

Originally Posted by Capt. Dan

I was an operating room nurse for 30 years. Before that I was a combat corpsman[medic] in Vietnam. I have been splattered with brains. Stuffed intestines back into Marines and done open chest heart massages. But I WILL NOT get blood on Mr. Happy!!!!!!!!

Hahaha!

C'mon- a Corpsman? Mr. Happy needs to proudly wear a red badge of courage!

[orangeapple]

Originally Posted by Speedaddicted

It's called hell no.

She can take one for the team and provide great lip service for that week!

Again...the woman is supposed to accept your bodily fluids?

I think what you're suggesting far more "gross", as it involves a person's taste buds.

I think I have a new relationship requirement: men who are stupid about menstrual blood and treat women badly because of it need not apply.

[JustJulia]

Originally Posted by Speedaddicted

It's called hell no.

She can take one for the team and provide great lip service for that week!

Possibly ... but what are you going to do in return? Give her a week of lip service every month?

[HisLilSecret]

Originally Posted by Speedaddicted

Only if she'll lick it off........

I'm sure she would, if you would oblige with eating cream pie.

[Threerun]

Originally Posted by HisLilSecret

I'm sure she would, if you would oblige with eating cream pie.

Reminds me of a joke-


A child is sitting down with his father and suddenly asks- "Daddy, what does a vagina look like?"
Quite flustered the father sits there and thinks before saying "Well son, before sex a vagina is like a beautiful unopened rose bud".
The child replies "Well what does it look like after sex?"
The dad sit and thinks for a while and eventually says "Well..... tell me son, have you ever seen a bulldog eat a jar of mayonnaise?"

[Speedaddicted]

Originally Posted by JustJulia

Possibly ... but what are you going to do in return? Give her a week of lip service every month?

nope...




3 weeks!

[carlitasway]

Originally Posted by Threerun

Reminds me of a joke-


A child is sitting down with his father and suddenly asks- "Daddy, what does a vagina look like?"
Quite flustered the father sits there and thinks before saying "Well son, before sex a vagina is like a beautiful unopened rose bud".
The child replies "Well what does it look like after sex?"
The dad sit and thinks for a while and eventually says "Well..... tell me son, have you ever seen a bulldog eat a jar of mayonnaise?"

Ewww!