Items that should not be purchased at the same time... (pregnancy, looking)

[At1WithNature]

one way ticket to baghdad, a turbin, and sun tan lotion

[mrstewart]

A bag of lime, a shovel and a tarp.

[cpg35223]

A gerbil, a roll of toilet tissue, and lubricant.

[mrstewart]

Originally Posted by cpg35223

A gerbil, a roll of toilet tissue, and lubricant.

Alright, Richard Gere, keep it PG 13...

[gallowsCalibrator]

Hehe..

KY, cucumber, and a banana.

"My hobby is standing in the middle of the supermarket produce area with a tube of KY in one hand and looking contemplative" ~ random internet person

[cpg35223]

Originally Posted by mrstewart

Alright, Richard Gere, keep it PG 13...

Hey, I didn't know that was the rule. My next door neighbor works in an emergency room. Guess what kind of case he was telling me about the other week?

[mrstewart]

Originally Posted by cpg35223

Hey, I didn't know that was the rule. My next door neighbor works in an emergency room. Guess what kind of case he was telling me about the other week?

Oh, my husband and I have some unbelievable stories along that vein...matchbox cars, toothbrushes...just an endless list...

[miasmommy]

It's so funny this thread was started.

Just the other day I stopped at Walmart to get some tampons. On my way to the checkout I saw that steak knives were on sale.

I didn't really think anything of it until the 16 year old cashier seemed to quiver at my items.

So I guess

Tampons
and
Knives

[cpg35223]

Originally Posted by mrstewart

Oh, my husband and I have some unbelievable stories along that vein...matchbox cars, toothbrushes...just an endless list...

He told me about one guy with a lightbulb.

[mrstewart]

Originally Posted by cpg35223

He told me about one guy with a lightbulb.

Folks can get pretty "creative"