Ladies; Why do you call men "desperate" and "creepy"?

[mateo45]

Originally Posted by city_data91

Don't even get me started on the birthers...I think I have a post about that on P&OC.

And also when people compare politicians to Hitler. Obama and Bush have both been compared to Hitler. If people don't like a politician, they resort to calling them Hitler.

(LOL!) Actually, the Hitler comparison has become so common now, that it's sometimes referred to as "Godwin's Law" by forum administrators.

It's based on a humorous observation made by Mike Godwin in 1989 which has become an Internet adage. It states: "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches." In other words, Godwin put forth the sarcastic observation that, given enough time, all online discussions—regardless of topic or scope—inevitably end up being about Hitler and the Nazis! And by then you know the discussion is toast!

[Rabbitluvr]

After 30 pages of this lunacy - some funny, some not so funny... here's the summation for any guys who are short 'n' ugly - like yours truly. Ready? Set... GO!

IF you're short 'n' ugly, do the following to ensure NEVER being referred to as 'creepy':

When walking about always look down. NEVER look at people, ESPECIALLY women.

When engaged in activities, never engage with the opposite sex EVER. No talking, no touching, no looking, NOTHING. Only concentrate on YOU and what YOU are doing.

When at work, DO NOT glance, look, stare, etc. at ANY women, even if they are provocatively dressed cuz god knows you could be hit with something much worse than the dreaded 'creepy' label and that would be a SEXUAL HARRASMENT ALLEGATION. Don't EVER chance that puppy. EVER.

And, finally, if a woman happens to approach YOU (!) fer god's SAKE DON'T reciprocate. SHE just might be a CREEP. After all, why would any woman want to be with your short 'n' ugly self in the first place... unless SHE is 'CREEPY'?