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1. "I love live music, there is live music, there is me sitting in the front row with a beer in my hands". Never mind most of the live music are craps, that's why they play in bars instead of arenas.
2. "I love hunting, fishing....". Almost universal hobbies for guys from the South. I'm not saying it's bad, I just want to bang my head against the wall every time I hear/see it after I have already heard/seen it about 10 trillion times.
3. "dancing..................", it's in hobby section of every woman on Match.com,
make you wonder how many of them have no idea their dance make Elaine from Seifeld look professional.
4. "an sense of humor is a must, I want a guy who can make me laugh.....". You know what, he not only can make you laugh, he can also knock you up. No wonder so many women end up becoming single mother, they can't even tell the difference between stand up show and marriage.
5. "I want a guy who can appreciate me as I am...". Favorite line of fat chicks. Only mentally delusional look for what they are looking for on a dating site.
6. "ethnicity of my date: White / Caucasian, Asian, Pacific Islander, Latino / Hispanic". In another word, no blacks. Rejection by enumeration, ingenious. I bet if an Asian or Pacific Islander emailed her, she would pull out the "cultural difference" excuse. Upon seeing this, I begin to feel maybe political correctness does get a little bit too far: it doesn't cure racism, in fact, it makes people bigger liars.
7. "I can't believe I'm doing this....". You know exactly what you're doing, you're desperate, that's why you go on-line, risking being chopped up by Ted Bundy in search of a man.
8. "I'm a graduate student from xxx country.....", alert, alert, green-card hunting witches spotted.
9. "I have a/2/3/4/ son/sons/daughter/daughters/kid/kids, he/she/they are most important part of my life". Excuse me, ma'am, nobody will fault you for putting your kids first. Everybody knows you will put them ahead of any date you have. But it's not smart to scream it out in an ad.
10. "a man who knows how to treat a lady....". Honestly, I have no idea what she's trying to say.......
1. "I love live music, there is live music, there is me sitting in the front row with a beer in my hands". Never mind most of the live music are craps, that's why they play in bars instead of arenas.
2. "I love hunting, fishing....". Almost universal hobbies for guys from the South. I'm not saying it's bad, I just want to bang my head against the wall every time I hear/see it after I have already heard/seen it about 10 trillion times.
3. "dancing..................", it's in hobby section of every woman on Match.com,
make you wonder how many of them have no idea their dance make Elaine from Seifeld look professional.
4. "an sense of humor is a must, I want a guy who can make me laugh.....". You know what, he not only can make you laugh, he can also knock you up. No wonder so many women end up becoming single mother, they can't even tell the difference between stand up show and marriage.
5. "I want a guy who can appreciate me as I am...". Favorite line of fat chicks. Only mentally delusional look for what they are looking for on a dating site.
6. "ethnicity of my date: White / Caucasian, Asian, Pacific Islander, Latino / Hispanic". In another word, no blacks. Rejection by enumeration, ingenious. I bet if an Asian or Pacific Islander emailed her, she would pull out the "cultural difference" excuse. Upon seeing this, I begin to feel maybe political correctness does get a little bit too far: it doesn't cure racism, in fact, it makes people bigger liars.
7. "I can't believe I'm doing this....". You know exactly what you're doing, you're desperate, that's why you go on-line, risking being chopped up by Ted Bundy in search of a man.
8. "I'm a graduate student from xxx country.....", alert, alert, green-card hunting witches spotted.
9. "I have a/2/3/4/ son/sons/daughter/daughters/kid/kids, he/she/they are most important part of my life". Excuse me, ma'am, nobody will fault you for putting your kids first. Everybody knows you will put them ahead of any date you have. But it's not smart to scream it out in an ad.
10. "a man who knows how to treat a lady....". Honestly, I have no idea what she's trying to say.......
Nice post, lol. One of the best I've read in a long time. I agree with your assessment on political correctness, also.
Haha, yeah thats like a huge red flag of a controlling prick. Some girl let him know what an ass he is and now he feels the need to stress how carefree and laid back he is.
"I like biking" i've seen many many chicks with this on their facebook or myspace or you name it social site profile...if so many like biking where do they bike...i never see chicks biking
"I like biking" i've seen many many chicks with this on their facebook or myspace or you name it social site profile...if so many like biking where do they bike...i also never see chicks biking
That's because it is sooo hard to hold the handles with our slippery feathers, and reach the pedals with our tiny three-toed feet.
Chick. Duh.
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"I like biking" i've seen many many chicks with this on their facebook or myspace or you name it social site profile...if so many like biking where do they bike
...i never see chicks biking 
