I noticed that when women see my foreplay ads, they think I'm looking for a relationship???? (best, like)

[STT Resident]

Originally Posted by TVandSportsGuy

After Friday Night I started dreaming of the SUN Island Girl

[North Beach Person]

Originally Posted by STT Resident

Dear C-D, we seriously need a vomit emoticon.

Here you go:

[Pikantari]

Originally Posted by TVandSportsGuy

Just said I was looking for a makeout session without sex along with tv watching, conversation, and ordering dinner

WTF! Why are you ranting about this girl wanting to watch your tv?!?!?!

It is what your ad talked about.

I think I will talk to my SO about this. Maybe I can order up a makeout session with some tv and a night over and no sex.

No, wait. I want the sex. And I live here so I guess spending the night is a given. He is watching baseball, don't know if I want that. Hmm.

Does the girl get to pick what she watches or do you pick?

How about the food? Do you pick what she gets or can she?

Wow. All the options. decisions decisions

Scratch that.

[FBJ]

Originally Posted by Pikantari

WTF! Why are you ranting about this girl wanting to watch your tv?!?!?!

It is what your ad talked about.

I think I will talk to my SO about this. Maybe I can order up a makeout session with some tv and a night over and no sex.

No, wait. I want the sex. And I live here so I guess spending the night is a given. He is watching baseball, don't know if I want that. Hmm.

Does the girl get to pick what she watches or do you pick?

How about the food? Do you pick what she gets or can she?

Wow. All the options. decisions decisions

Scratch that.

I want the foreplay to happen within the first 10min, it had go to be 35 mins and I was ike-"GOOD NIGHT

[North Beach Person]

You really ought to engage the servics of a "professional", if you know what I mean.



Sorry about the cake Pikantari.

[Pikantari]

Originally Posted by TVandSportsGuy

I want the foreplay to happen within the first 10min, it had go to be 35 mins and I was ike-"GOOD NIGHT

So she gets to your house and you say Hi, my name is TvandSportsGuy, you must be _____.

That takes about 5 minutes. She has never met you in her life and then you want her to have foreplay with you just like that?

You may be a nutcase, I have no idea. What if you invite a nutcase over? Are you ready for that happening?

[Pikantari]

Originally Posted by North Beach Person

You really ought to engage the servics of a "professional", if you know what I mean.



Sorry about the cake Pikantari.

LOL> Not a problem.

Wow... he could get some good foreplay going on with a professional. He wouldn't even have to wait ten minutes!

Good advice. lol

[FBJ]

Originally Posted by Pikantari

So she gets to your house and you say Hi, my name is TvandSportsGuy, you must be _____.

That takes about 5 minutes. She has never met you in her life and then you want her to have foreplay with you just like that?

You may be a nutcase, I have no idea. What if you invite a nutcase over? Are you ready for that happening?

Ok, within the first 20 min, if the attraction is there I want to get my touchie feelie on

[Pikantari]

Originally Posted by TVandSportsGuy

Ok, within the first 20 min, if the attraction is there I want to get my touchie feelie on

LOL. Wow. I guess I see what you mean. the first time I met my SO I could have gotten my touchie feelie on or something but I did not.

We had a lunch that lasted what seems like four hours and I gave him a hug at the end. He kissed me a few weeks later, on my right cheek, about an inch below my eye.

I waited forever for that little kiss and it was worth it. We stood there for a couple hours looking at one another and he gave me that little kiss. I think it was about 2 in the morning.. aww... so sweet.

Maybe I should have just invited him over for tv and foreplay..... nah, not my style. Now I could do that. LOL


But I suppose since you are advertising wanting to get your touchie feelie on.....

[Saberai]

Originally Posted by TVandSportsGuy

Ok, within the first 20 min, if the attraction is there I want to get my touchie feelie on

Two words to get your "touchie feeling on".....


Cuddle Party.


Or you could of just tell the girl, when you're on the phone, "Okay, as soon as you come in, I want to be touched before we do anything ok? No TV or dinner until we make out!" I mean, you could do that instead of complaining how the girl didn't know since you really didn't explain what was to happen in your apartment.