Is it ok for a women to fart or poot around their man if they have been dating for a while. (family, kid)
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Well one time I was resting my head on one of my ex boyfriend's lap. Suddenly, I smell this odor emanating from I don't know where. I was like, is that me? I get up and the smell seems to go away as I leave him. Then I went back and the smell started again. Yup, it was him. Without me saying anything he quickly found a cushion and put it on his lap so I could continue resting my head on his lap and he could keep farting. I rested my head on the cushion on his lap and didn't even bother gettting offended. There I was like a kitten all happy anyways.
Your head's downward thrust on his lap exerted pressure on his femurs connecting to his pelvic cavity.
As we know energy transfers from one from to another, the pressure should have set the air columns in motion and migrated them towards the large intestines and by the process of inter-cavity displacement they breach the rectal chambers, in direct interference with the flatulent air columns.
The interference sets the rectal walls in motion and the air force comes gushing out. At this point in time, sound may or may not be intense depending on the laws of resonance in the rectal air column, the length of the rectum, considering it an half-open resonance column, and a bunch of parameters, visually represented in the diagram below.
Whatever the case, it's advisable to stay away from the resonating entity at somewhere around the resonant frequency
To the overweight lady,
No offense I did not mean to hit your nerve.
No offense taken. I was wondering it you believed only fat people farted. I do believe they have more interesting farts. My granny was a 350 lb 1/2 Cherokee and man she could rip them. (see above explaination).
i dont see the big deal if you fart or not. I have before not like i do it all the time tho. If you think about it, Look at all the women that crap while giving birth. Guys can put up with that why not if a girl farts every now and then. Guys say its un attractive. Well whats the suposed to mean? They think it is attractive to us, therefore its ok if they do.
A gentleman or a Lady does not 'entertain' others with the sound and/or smell of defecation.
If you have to 'go', use a restroom. I respect other people, and do not dry-crap in their presence.
These must be the type of women who never poo either
Heh, we crossed that line in high school. On/directly after about our third date, whatever we ate apparently was no good, and we BOTH had to make a very urgent and rather foul "delivery" in the bathroom at my parent's house when we got back. The kind where there was no hiding or concealing what was going on. And we only had ONE bathroom! Thankfully, since he did it right after me, the initial mortification I felt went away pretty quickly, and as he said "we're even".
So, we got that awkward "pooping around the bf/gf" thing out of the way early on.
Sure, it's okay if women fart around their man, but I would NEVER do it intentionally in front of my husband.
I don't ever want to know anyone that well, not even my husband, and so I show that same respect to everyone else.
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