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I'm 56, so I qualify to contribute to my own thread:
1. One that stays awake for the sex session that starts after 10 p.m.
2. One that stays awake DURING the sex session that starts after 10 p.m.
3. One that doesn't mind when I ask for the Senior Discount at Golden Corral.
4. One that likes to eat dinner before 5:00 so y'all can catch the Early Bird Special.
5. One that appreciates matinees.
6. One that understands that there's no such thing as "too many fly rods".
7. One who is smart enough, at my death, not to sell my fly rods for what I told her I paid for them.
8. One that is deaf enough to not react to my body sounds (Belches, etc.)
9. One who is not so deaf that when burglars intrude, she hears them and runs them off so I don't have to wake up and do it.
10. One that loves me for who I am, and not what she can make me into, no matter who I am on any given day.
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