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Old 08-17-2009, 02:13 PM
 
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I'm 56, so I qualify to contribute to my own thread:

1. One that stays awake for the sex session that starts after 10 p.m.
2. One that stays awake DURING the sex session that starts after 10 p.m.
3. One that doesn't mind when I ask for the Senior Discount at Golden Corral.
4. One that likes to eat dinner before 5:00 so y'all can catch the Early Bird Special.
5. One that appreciates matinees.
6. One that understands that there's no such thing as "too many fly rods".
7. One who is smart enough, at my death, not to sell my fly rods for what I told her I paid for them.
8. One that is deaf enough to not react to my body sounds (Belches, etc.)
9. One who is not so deaf that when burglars intrude, she hears them and runs them off so I don't have to wake up and do it.
10. One that loves me for who I am, and not what she can make me into, no matter who I am on any given day.

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Old 08-17-2009, 02:50 PM
 
Location: 39 20' 59"N / 75 30' 53"W
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Good Luck with that.
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Old 08-17-2009, 05:39 PM
 
Location: Southern Illinois
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That's exactly why you see so many single old ladies who want to stay that way.
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Old 08-17-2009, 05:42 PM
 
Location: Land of 10000 Lakes +
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All is well....except #9.
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Old 08-17-2009, 07:03 PM
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she's got to be cool and down with everything
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Old 08-17-2009, 07:36 PM
 
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There are 6 hours between a dinner at 4:30pm and sex after 10pm... She will run out of energy
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Old 08-17-2009, 07:40 PM
 
Location: Up above the world so high!
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There are 6 hours between a dinner at 4:30pm and sex after 10pm... She will run out of energy
hahaha - I was thinking the same thing - he better plan on stocking up on energy bars or something for around 9:30 every night
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Old 08-18-2009, 09:27 AM
 
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i read that list and wonder why he has to wait to have sex until 10pm?

also, if he's dead who cares what happens to his fly rods?
maybe she'll have fun having a big bonfire with the fly rods
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Old 08-18-2009, 09:31 AM
 
Location: Whiteville Tennessee
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Deaf
Dumb
Oversexed
Owns a liquor store
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Old 08-18-2009, 09:34 AM
 
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Streamer, I like your list.

Captain, go to your room!
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