Good men where are they?? (attractive, college, romantic, looking)

[Dancingearth]

This question follows me wherever I live but I've really asked it moving to WA. Does the rain do something? Twice since I've moved here I had two men who seemed interested and I wanted to know them better so I asked them out. Well, one I only said I found him interesting and would like to get to know him better. You never saw anyone run so fast or so rudely. That one now ignores me if I say hi so now I just let him be. We have a lot in common so we run into each other every so often (Home Depot :-) I thought it might just be the older crowd (me) but today in school a young student from CA was telling me that she went out on a date with someone that had been a friend and when she reached over to hold his hand, he held it and then dropped it. She said when she treats him mean, he shows interest, when she is nice and shows interest, he withdraws. I did have a married man want to get to know me yuch I want to know where the nice guys are too. Alaska hmmmmmmm.....

[Cosmic]

Originally Posted by Dancingearth

This question follows me wherever I live but I've really asked it moving to WA. Does the rain do something? Twice since I've moved here I had two men who seemed interested and I wanted to know them better so I asked them out. Well, one I only said I found him interesting and would like to get to know him better. You never saw anyone run so fast or so rudely. That one now ignores me if I say hi so now I just let him be. We have a lot in common so we run into each other every so often (Home Depot :-) I thought it might just be the older crowd (me) but today in school a young student from CA was telling me that she went out on a date with someone that had been a friend and when she reached over to hold his hand, he held it and then dropped it. She said when she treats him mean, he shows interest, when she is nice and shows interest, he withdraws. I did have a married man want to get to know me yuch I want to know where the nice guys are too. Alaska hmmmmmmm.....

Nope, it not in the water.

About like during deer season when they have been hunted too hard. The few left are very wary and only come out very late at night. To feed and drink around small pools in deep cover. Plus you got lots of competition. Remember all those ones getting that advice by this crowd around here. His shoelaces don't look right, I was searched his closet, found this porn book, kick that the bum out, he no longer qualifies as a "Good Man".

Then you got that crowd that will not "Stand by their Man". Lots more former Good Men on the scrap heap, probably tons of reasons, might have had lunch with a lady at work. You guessed it, those same ladies back in the woods the next days, looking for that elusive Good Man. About like hunting virgins.

So you probably got fours choices:

• Go to Alaska and look behind all those trees
• Check the scrap heap for a servicable retread
• Get and share a nice married man
• Check in isle Nine at Home Cheapo

You just knew this situation would develop. The new models of Good Men are having design flaws. Also not getting the mileage or service life they once did. With all the modern ladies turning over the few available so fast, the scrap heaps are massive with the tangled carnage of broken bodies. Most good retreads are probably also wary and require super skills to bag. The hills of Idaho and down into SE Ohio may have a few big bucks roaming. You must be very skilled and willing to take risks. Do not wear those orange hats or vests, go naked like the old Indians and stalk the quarry on its home range.

Best of luck.

[yellowsnow]

Originally Posted by Cosmic

Nope, it not in the water.

About like during deer season when they have been hunted too hard. The few left are very wary and only come out very late at night. To feed and drink around small pools in deep cover. Plus you got lots of competition. Remember all those ones getting that advice by this crowd around here. His shoelaces don't look right, I was searched his closet, found this porn book, kick that the bum out, he no longer qualifies as a "Good Man".

Then you got that crowd that will not "Stand by their Man". Lots more former Good Men on the scrap heap, probably tons of reasons, might have had lunch with a lady at work. You guessed it, those same ladies back in the woods the next days, looking for that elusive Good Man. About like hunting virgins.

So you probably got fours choices:

• Go to Alaska and look behind all those trees
• Check the scrap heap for a servicable retread
• Get and share a nice married man
• Check in isle Nine at Home Cheapo

You just knew this situation would develop. The new models of Good Men are having design flaws. Also not getting the mileage or service life they once did. With all the modern ladies turning over the few available so fast, the scrap heaps are massive with the tangled carnage of broken bodies. Most good retreads are probably also wary and require super skills to bag. The hills of Idaho and down into SE Ohio may have a few big bucks roaming. You must be very skilled and willing to take risks. Do not wear those orange hats or vests, go naked like the old Indians and stalk the quarry on its home range.

Best of luck.

I knew Cosmic would have the definitive answer!

[Rance]

Thanks for the Alaska encouragement Cosmic!

[Cosmic]

Originally Posted by Rance

Thanks for the Alaska encouragement Cosmic!

Beware, they will all come up to Alaska, thrash around, declare No Good Men here, wind up getting a nice married man off the scrap heap, playing Other Woman, while he works in Isle Nine at Home Cheapo.

Then they will post here, No Good Men in Alaska after he is booted out on the first lil episode that gets them in a huff and start another stampede back to Alabama where one was rumored to have been seen checking a mail box outside of Bumsnort.

Maybe if you are lucky can catch one in a bear trap. Chain her up with the dogs, if she howls at night, throw an extra fish.

It has all been about finding Good Men, nobody asked are there any Good Women left? How do the Good Men hiding in woods put up with this nonsense? They should remain disguised as brown bears and very, very difficult to catch, if they know what is good for them. Let me see your Good Girl card first.

Will Good Girls go to Alaska? That fact remains to be seen, I hear up there it is a state law, you must Standby your Man no matter what. Might be even against the law to drag him across state lines for immoral purposes.

[Rance]

Hey we take em any way we can get em around here. When a good girl is good...she's good. When a good girl is bad...she's even better!

[Cosmic]

Originally Posted by Rance

Hey we take em any way we can get em around here. When a good girl is good...she's good. When a good girl is bad...she's even better!

I can see the movie now, When Bad Girls, Go Good. That and all the snow and landscape scenes panned in a fade to black as the cabin door opens.

Might be like that movie where those dogs are left at the South Pole and they live on birds and break into cabins and do all sorts of adventure. And that bogus killer seal just about gets one of them and bites its leg. Then this Bad Guy and Good Girl go back to get them, but she has to do all the driving.

Lot more movies being made up in Alaska. H,mmmm wonder if I can get a job writing scripts for them????? Be tricky putting a Bad Girl in a movie now, they will not wear black hats. Some don't want to wear much of anything.

[Dancingearth]

Funny Cosmic. At my age, they'd definitely run if I went naked! I use to have single male friends in New Mexico who say the same thing--where are the good women. Now I hang out with couple friends and do my art and studies and stay away from the single scene but every so often, one entices me to try. Men are just too damn much fun when they are not afraid. Only women in my life is not balanced (too much talking :-) More than where are the good men, I wonder how anyone older with the scars life inflicts manages to get past the beginning. No baggage is the silliest thing I've ever heard. I'm not so sure that women are less afraid--maybe more emotional courage? I got asked out a couple months ago and it scared the crap out of me. It's been years and really out of practice. I've run too when a man is too aggressive. But not at an offer of friendship. Really don't think generalizations can be made but it is a fun conversation. Now if we could figure the relationship thing out we'd be rich. If I were serious about wanting to meet a man, I'd join the gun club and ask the cutest unmarried guy to teach me how to shoot my 50 caliber black powder gun. Good test for his patience Maybe if I move back to NM.

[Cosmic]

Originally Posted by Dancingearth

Funny Cosmic. At my age, they'd definitely run if I went naked! I use to have single male friends in New Mexico who say the same thing--where are the good women. Now I hang out with couple friends and do my art and studies and stay away from the single scene but every so often, one entices me to try. Men are just too damn much fun when they are not afraid. Only women in my life is not balanced (too much talking :-) More than where are the good men, I wonder how anyone older with the scars life inflicts manages to get past the beginning. No baggage is the silliest thing I've ever heard. I'm not so sure that women are less afraid--maybe more emotional courage? I got asked out a couple months ago and it scared the crap out of me. It's been years and really out of practice. I've run too when a man is too aggressive. But not at an offer of friendship. Really don't think generalizations can be made but it is a fun conversation. Now if we could figure the relationship thing out we'd be rich. If I were serious about wanting to meet a man, I'd join the gun club and ask the cutest unmarried guy to teach me how to shoot my 50 caliber black powder gun. Good test for his patience Maybe if I move back to NM.

Girl, you are way beyond the pale. Not Good Men you are seeking. You want the Rare Breed. The Rare Breed are those problem free, hopefully disease free, alert free ranging males who have the twitching nostrils sensing wind for stalking naked females trying to ambush them.

No wonder you are having problems, it is not like going to a petting zoo and seeing those captive Marrieds being hand fed. The real bucks in the wild are gracefully and leap for joy. You must get that handbook, "How to Get the Buck to Stop Here" and start to practice mating calls and learn how to assume certain hunting positions.

If you are going to start to bring guns, I may not even come out at night.

I never fall for that grunting type call, soft moaning is better.

Do not use any of them TV products that talk about making you smell fresh. We can still smell you coming.

[Rance]

Hey I'm a free range male. Thats like eating free range chicken eggs right? None of that hormone induced chemical laden genes and mad cow disease! Free range...all naturell...the kind...top of the line...raging bull...and stuff...