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Old 09-17-2009, 08:02 PM
 
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Women in Philly are either gold diggers or sex crazy.

Two bad qualities
Your momma really screwed your mind didn't she
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Old 09-17-2009, 08:07 PM
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Location: Tall Building down by the river
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Your momma really screwed your mind didn't she

I need a NUT
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Old 09-17-2009, 08:26 PM
 
Location: Michigan--good on the rocks
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Did you really just say that?
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Old 09-17-2009, 08:40 PM
 
Location: St Thomas, US Virgin Islands
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I need a NUT
Oh, poor Grasshopper, you only have one? I wouldn't worry too much about it, though. I once had a most pleasant relationship with an Italian who lost a testicle through an accident but it didn't deter him one bit nor affect his performance in the least.

Conversely, when I owned and operated a horse farm many years ago, I was given a show pony on consignment to sell who, albeit a great performer, turned out - once he left the family who'd owned him for many years - horribly unpredictable where his general behavior was concerned.

Nasty little piece of work he was and I finally realized that I couldn't in all good conscience sell him to anyone as he would arbitrarily attack children and adults with no forewarning (to this day I have a scar on my shoulder from when he literally picked me up, dropped me back down and then tried to stomp on me!)

My equine vet came and checked him out and, although this pony had been gelded it turned out that he actually had an undescended testicle. By that time the pony was 16 years old, the surgery to remove the undescended testicle was complex and expensive and his owners agreed with me that it was best to put him down rather than subject anyone to his tantrums.

Sorry for the long story, Grasshopper. I realize that your attention span and reading comprehension are limited and that you'll probably not read this in its entirety but I do have a point to make here.

One nut alone should not affect you. An undescended nut just might.
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Old 09-17-2009, 08:43 PM
 
Location: Pa
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I need a NUT
almond? peanut? walnut? hazelnut? beernuts?
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Old 09-17-2009, 08:44 PM
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Oh, poor Grasshopper, you only have one? I wouldn't worry too much about it, though. I once had a most pleasant relationship with an Italian who lost a testicle through an accident but it didn't deter him one bit nor affect his performance in the least.

Conversely, when I owned and operated a horse farm many years ago, I was given a show pony on consignment to sell who, albeit a great performer, turned out - once he left the family who'd owned him for many years - horribly unpredictable where his general behavior was concerned.

Nasty little piece of work he was and I finally realized that I couldn't in all good conscience sell him to anyone as he would arbitrarily attack children and adults with no forewarning (to this day I have a scar on my shoulder from when he literally picked me up, dropped me back down and then tried to stomp on me!)

My equine vet came and checked him out and, although this pony had been gelded it turned out that he actually had an undescended testicle. By that time the pony was 16 years old, the surgery to remove the undescended testicle was complex and expensive and his owners agreed with me that it was best to put him down rather than subject anyone to his tantrums.

Sorry for the long story, Grasshopper. I realize that your attention span and reading comprehension are limited and that you'll probably not read this in its entirety but I do have a point to make here.

One nut alone should not affect you. An undescended nut just might.


A Creative Nut would be even better
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Old 09-17-2009, 08:46 PM
 
Location: Pa
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Oh, poor Grasshopper, you only have one? I wouldn't worry too much about it, though. I once had a most pleasant relationship with an Italian who lost a testicle through an accident but it didn't deter him one bit nor affect his performance in the least.

Conversely, when I owned and operated a horse farm many years ago, I was given a show pony on consignment to sell who, albeit a great performer, turned out - once he left the family who'd owned him for many years - horribly unpredictable where his general behavior was concerned.

Nasty little piece of work he was and I finally realized that I couldn't in all good conscience sell him to anyone as he would arbitrarily attack children and adults with no forewarning (to this day I have a scar on my shoulder from when he literally picked me up, dropped me back down and then tried to stomp on me!)

My equine vet came and checked him out and, although this pony had been gelded it turned out that he actually had an undescended testicle. By that time the pony was 16 years old, the surgery to remove the undescended testicle was complex and expensive and his owners agreed with me that it was best to put him down rather than subject anyone to his tantrums.

Sorry for the long story, Grasshopper. I realize that your attention span and reading comprehension are limited and that you'll probably not read this in its entirety but I do have a point to make here.

One nut alone should not affect you. An undescended nut just might.
Who needs two nuts...they do nothing for me.
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Old 09-17-2009, 08:58 PM
 
Location: St Thomas, US Virgin Islands
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A Creative Nut would be even better
Your nuts actually have very little to do with creativity unless you're talking basic procreation which anyone can accomplish.

The hormones emanating from the nuts affect the mental processes but in order for them to affect the mental processes it's helpful to have a reasonably functioning brain which can reasonably channel the hormonal input and disperse those hormones accordingly. Animals work on basic instinct, humans are supposedly imbued with rational thought processes. Reading your posts has led me to doubt.
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Old 09-17-2009, 09:02 PM
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Your nuts actually have very little to do with creativity unless you're talking basic procreation which anyone can accomplish.

The hormones emanating from the nuts affect the mental processes but in order for them to affect the mental processes it's helpful to have a reasonably functioning brain which can reasonably channel the hormonal input and disperse those hormones accordingly. Animals work on basic instinct, humans are supposedly imbued with rational thought processes. Reading your posts has led me to doubt.
I'm about to call 976-strokey-doke
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Old 09-17-2009, 09:08 PM
 
Location: St Thomas, US Virgin Islands
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I'm about to call 976-strokey-doke
I think that's a stellar idea!
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