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Old 09-19-2009, 06:09 PM
 
Location: Las Vegas
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. . . (every coffee shop has books, and every bookstore has coffee - just another indication of Satan’s successful invasion of our times!) . . .
What would you rather have in a coffee shop---nudie magazines?

What would you rather have in a bookstore---a sauerkraut milk shake?

You want evidence of Satan's successful invasion of our times? Two words---reality television.
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Old 09-19-2009, 06:38 PM
 
Location: Wu Dang Mountain
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What would you rather have in a coffee shop---nudie magazines?
No...coffee.

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What would you rather have in a bookstore---a sauerkraut milk shake?
No...books.

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You want evidence of Satan's successful invasion of our times? Two words---reality television.
And here I thought the two words would be "City-Data".
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Old 09-19-2009, 06:40 PM
 
Location: Wu Dang Mountain
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one... two... three... ten! OK, made it.
Ah, going Sesame Street on me, huh?

"OneTwoThreeFourFiveSixSevenEightNiiiiiiiiineT en

Ten! Ten BS'ing Monks! Ten"
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Old 09-19-2009, 06:43 PM
 
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I tried dating the Internet once, but it was just too darn massive.

I mean, where do you go to dinner with 6 billion people?






Its a good place to meet single women. Don't ask why.
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Old 09-19-2009, 06:49 PM
 
Location: Wu Dang Mountain
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Its a good place to meet single women. Don't ask why.
ROTFLMAO!

I could say SO many things right now, but luckily my monk training has taught me to hold my tongue at times like this...
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Old 09-19-2009, 06:50 PM
 
Location: southern california
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Its a good place to meet single women. Don't ask why.
i love it but you know if they are paying its here, if i am paying its maxine's.
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Old 09-19-2009, 06:53 PM
 
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I tried dating the Internet once, but it was just too darn massive.

I mean, where do you go to dinner with 6 billion people?
You're doing it wrong.
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Old 09-19-2009, 07:00 PM
 
Location: Wu Dang Mountain
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You're doing it wrong.
Well, sure -

...but how could I hope to meet 12 billion parents before we go out?
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Old 09-19-2009, 07:50 PM
 
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Well, sure -

...but how could I hope to meet 12 billion parents before we go out?
Lie to 12 billion people?
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Old 09-19-2009, 07:59 PM
 
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Actually what I did to solve my internet dating problem was to create a really great profile. I put up a really great picture and started putting things in the profile I knew girls would like. I knew a French speaking MD who worked his way though medical school as an underwear model would get a lot of responses. When it was finally time to meet I did run into a hitch but I hired an actor and its going great. We are all very happy.

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