Romantic Hell on the 'Net (screaming, doctor, school, like)

[WhistlerMCMLV]

Originally Posted by SifuPhil

. . . (every coffee shop has books, and every bookstore has coffee - just another indication of Satan’s successful invasion of our times!) . . .

What would you rather have in a coffee shop---nudie magazines?

What would you rather have in a bookstore---a sauerkraut milk shake?

You want evidence of Satan's successful invasion of our times? Two words---reality television.

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by WhistlerMCMLV

What would you rather have in a coffee shop---nudie magazines?

No...coffee.

What would you rather have in a bookstore---a sauerkraut milk shake?

No...books.

You want evidence of Satan's successful invasion of our times? Two words---reality television.

And here I thought the two words would be "City-Data".

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by sierraAZ

one... two... three... ten! OK, made it.

Ah, going Sesame Street on me, huh?

"OneTwoThreeFourFiveSixSevenEightNiiiiiiiiineT en

Ten! Ten BS'ing Monks! Ten"

[gwynedd1]

Originally Posted by SifuPhil

I tried dating the Internet once, but it was just too darn massive.

I mean, where do you go to dinner with 6 billion people?

Its a good place to meet single women. Don't ask why.

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by gwynedd1

Its a good place to meet single women. Don't ask why.

ROTFLMAO!

I could say SO many things right now, but luckily my monk training has taught me to hold my tongue at times like this...

[Huckleberry3911948]

Originally Posted by gwynedd1

Its a good place to meet single women. Don't ask why.

i love it but you know if they are paying its here, if i am paying its maxine's.

[ChessieMom]

Originally Posted by SifuPhil

I tried dating the Internet once, but it was just too darn massive.

I mean, where do you go to dinner with 6 billion people?

You're doing it wrong.

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by ChessieMom

You're doing it wrong.

Well, sure -

...but how could I hope to meet 12 billion parents before we go out?

[gwynedd1]

Originally Posted by SifuPhil

Well, sure -

...but how could I hope to meet 12 billion parents before we go out?

Lie to 12 billion people?

[gwynedd1]

Actually what I did to solve my internet dating problem was to create a really great profile. I put up a really great picture and started putting things in the profile I knew girls would like. I knew a French speaking MD who worked his way though medical school as an underwear model would get a lot of responses. When it was finally time to meet I did run into a hitch but I hired an actor and its going great. We are all very happy.