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Wait a second. You came into a very minor windfall for some reason or another today and decided you could splurge a little and go on this whole generous routine, calling two women and asking them out on a date where you would pay for gas in their car along with dinner.
Both already had plans or not (your convoluted thinking which started off this thread does, as usual, defy the imagination) but one of them you now admit is, in your estimation, a real skank?
But you called her anyway ...
Your dating pool is most obviously severely limited and even the skanks you approach have better things to do other than to parlay you to next weekend when (if nothing else better comes along) they can tag you along for a nice dinner and a tank full of gas in return for a "foreplay adventure".
Oh Grasshopper, as always you defy the imagination ...
This wasn' about Foreplay, I just wanted to get out and have a nice dinner and laugh and have a nice time.
This wasn' about Foreplay, I just wanted to get out and have a nice dinner and laugh and have a nice time.
And you picked basic skanks as potential "dates" upon whom you would lavish this one-time generosity.
And, as others have said, you could have gone out by yourself and enjoyed a nice dinner by yourself and, who knows, might have met some nice people along the way - what a totally alien concept, eh?
Or you could have gone to the Asian massage place down the street and got some jollies.
Nope, as usual, sitting at home bemoaning your fate.
And you picked basic skanks as potential "dates" upon whom you would lavish this one-time generosity.
And, as others have said, you could have gone out by yourself and enjoyed a nice dinner by yourself and, who knows, might have met some nice people along the way - what a totally alien concept, eh?
Or you could have gone to the Asian massage place down the street and got some jollies.
Nope, as usual, sitting at home bemoaning your fate.
You make a good point, having a sexy Asian Women walking on my chest may have been really relaxing.
I will probably call A Telephone Dating Service Tonight so I can get a JUMP on next weekend
But I thought you already had a date lined up for next weekend via the one which apparently may or may not have been the skank of the two who said, "next weekend."
And what happened to the one from the last thread who you were supposed to see THIS weekend? The one who stood in the Parking Lot in the Dark Area where there were No Lights?
Keeping tabs on your no-show/non-existent "dates" or "Foreplay Fumbles" is a dauntless task. No doubt for you too as you can rarely keep your stories straight.
Nighty night, Grasshopper!
Oh, by the way, word has it that the Telephone Dating Service in your area has cut you off due to insufficient available credit on the card you gave them. Sorry to be the bearer of such bad news.
But I thought you already had a date lined up for next weekend via the one which apparently may or may not have been the skank of the two who said, "next weekend."
And what happened to the one from the last thread who you were supposed to see THIS weekend? The one who stood in the Parking Lot in the Dark Area where there were No Lights?
Keeping tabs on your no-show/non-existent "dates" or "Foreplay Fumbles" is a dauntless task. No doubt for you too as you can rarely keep your stories straight.
Nighty night, Grasshopper!
Oh, by the way, word has it that the Telephone Dating Service in your area has cut you off due to insufficient available credit on the card you gave them. Sorry to be the bearer of such bad news.
I want a BACKUP plan for the dates that's already scheduled
Just go and find a nice, normal girl and all these games will be over.
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