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Originally Posted by TVandSportsGuy
The girl called me for the first who by the way ON THE ROAD and not home and we chatted a bit and after about 10 mins I asked her-"so what do you do for a living? And then the phone hung up-lol
So maybe I should take my own advice and not ask NOTEPAD QUESTIONS on the first convo and keep it light and fun. I think it was a hang up because she has not called back yet and that was last night around 9pm. And I called around 12am and got the voicemail. Damm I hate philly women and so badly need a JERSEY GIRL IN MY LIFE
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Oh dear, Grasshopper, you go from one melee to the next.
I knew it would only be a short while before you managed to conjure up the next incredibly fascinating dilemma to post a thread about and, as usual, your contradictions run as rampantly unintelligible as are your follow-up posts.
It's obvious that you don't give a rat's patootie about anyone else and simply post for the proverbial 15 minutes of fame that you get from people paying attention to you and your nonsense, but have you considered talking privately to poster TKramar? The two of you would, I think, hit it off remarkably well.
You both don't "need" sex with a woman and can do it on your own although I think TK might have it over you as he's obviously perfected a solo routine which thus far seems to have escaped you.
Where TK can do it very well for himself (I'm going by just reading his posts) you obviously need some sort of stimulation from such as females walking over you with naked feet, soliciting "ladies" from CraigsList and StrokeaDoke who will come over to your apartment late at night (sight hitherto unseen) and eat Fruit Loops while manually or orally pleasuring you.
TK sleeps in his closet because the outside lights bother him and his LL apparently doesn't want him to put any sort of holes in the wall to put up drapes.
I'd guess your little hole in the wall is dwarfed by a big screen TV and with not much else other than a bed and a couch. I'd guess no books or artwork and probably no knick-knacks, memorabilia or antiques? Your refrigerator probably contains not much else other than milk for the Fruit Loops and left-over containers of take-out pizza and wings. Some TV dinners in the freezer along with maybe some ice cream?
TK lives in an apartment with a female room-mate with whom he's not involved. The apartment has a 'fridge but TK is thinking of further isolating himself by getting a small fridge for his own room to supplement the microwave he already has in there.
You obviously have a problem with your parents and your brother. TK thinks that old people should be exterminated because they're a burden on society and on Social Security (I kid not, go to his posts).
Really, I think the two of you could hit it off.
NO, Grasshopper, not on THAT basis as in being more than friends as in being
HOMOsexual
but in having some sort of common ground in several areas.
TK might be able to persuade you that the "ear" to the vagina isn't the way to go and you might be able to introduce him to the joys of Late Night Girls and Fruit Loops. The possibilities are endless!
Bon chance...
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