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Old 09-18-2014, 03:54 PM
 
Location: RI, MA, VT, WI, IL, CA, IN (that one sucked), KY
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For me, personally, it's the things I failed to say that were the stupidest.

Sadly, I agree with you (I mean I agree)
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Old 09-18-2014, 05:25 PM
 
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I've got a few:

"No thanks. I don't drink coffee." -Being invited into a girl's place for "coffee"

"My intentions are honorable. I'm not just trying to bang you." -Asking a sober woman out while drunk

"I thought it was going to be Ms Pacman." -After getting the name of this really hot college girl who was wearing a headband with a large red bow (although she found it funny)

"I sure you can handle the mean streets by yourself." -During high school when a girl I had a crush on asked me to walk her home
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Old 09-18-2014, 05:33 PM
 
Location: Northville, MI
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This was with some random chic on the train cause I was bored, NOT someone I was dating.

Woman:"Whats your favorite kind of beer"

Me:"I am a non alcoholic vegetarian"

Woman:"Eww, why even call yourself a man then"

I felt so hurt and just walked away . I shouldn't have replied in the first place. I felt it was rude to act in ignorance, and gave a honest reply. Ladies, what should I have said.

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Old 09-18-2014, 09:13 PM
 
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Several years ago, a grumpy co-worker in his mid 60's, married to the same woman for almost 40 years, arrived at work one morning with somewhat of a smirk and a smile. One of the guys asked if he was smiling because he'd gotten lucky last night. His response:

"Got home last night from work. Marge was parading some dumb dress she bought. Then she asked me, "Well, do you want some." I told her, Nah! You keep it!"
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Old 09-19-2014, 07:27 AM
 
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To a former GF as she was provocatively undressing before me:

"You wear granny panties???"

There went that potential roll in the hay!
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Old 09-19-2014, 08:15 AM
 
Location: Philadelphia, PA
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This was with some random chic on the train cause I was bored, NOT someone I was dating.

Woman:"Whats your favorite kind of beer"

Me:"I am a non alcoholic vegetarian"

Woman:"Eww, why even call yourself a man then"

I felt so hurt and just walked away . I shouldn't have replied in the first place. I felt it was rude to act in ignorance, and gave a honest reply. Ladies, what should I have said.
Because I eat p*ssy for breakfast? She gave you a chance to keep it going.
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Old 09-19-2014, 08:36 AM
 
Location: Philly area, PA
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Because I eat p*ssy for breakfast? She gave you a chance to keep it going.
Doesn't sound too appealing of a "chance" for good conversation to me, but her tone of delivery could have made a big difference. From Adis response I would think he is saying it was a sneering put down, but I could be reading too much into things here.

I think I might be inclined to look her over and give her the old "not even with B Arthur's penis" line. Then walk away. That would be a nuclear response to a nuclear put down.

Just walking away is standing up for yourself too so don't get caught up that you didn't have anything immediately witty to say.
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Old 09-19-2014, 09:53 AM
 
Location: Ohio
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To a former GF as she was provocatively undressing before me:

"You wear granny panties???"

There went that potential roll in the hay!
Man Lesson #34: If you want to bang her, the only thing regarding her panties you should be concerned about, is if you can get her to remove them.
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Old 09-19-2014, 09:59 AM
 
Location: RI, MA, VT, WI, IL, CA, IN (that one sucked), KY
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Originally Posted by Adi from the Brunswicks View Post
This was with some random chic on the train cause I was bored, NOT someone I was dating.

Woman:"Whats your favorite kind of beer"

Me:"I am a non alcoholic vegetarian"

Woman:"Eww, why even call yourself a man then"

I felt so hurt and just walked away . I shouldn't have replied in the first place. I felt it was rude to act in ignorance, and gave a honest reply. Ladies, what should I have said.

You gave an azzhole answer and you got an azzhole response.

You can say you don't drink, but your response was straight up garbage. You were a jerk to her.
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Old 09-19-2014, 10:31 AM
 
Location: The Great West
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Last year, a girl gave me her number.

I told her "You're not attractive enough for me to consider having sex with or having a relationship with." I then threw her number away. I felt bad for saying that because she started crying
Fake. Not sure when people will finally figure this out about this poster.

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Originally Posted by Adi from the Brunswicks View Post
This was with some random chic on the train cause I was bored, NOT someone I was dating.

Woman:"Whats your favorite kind of beer"

Me:"I am a non alcoholic vegetarian"

Woman:"Eww, why even call yourself a man then"

I felt so hurt and just walked away . I shouldn't have replied in the first place. I felt it was rude to act in ignorance, and gave a honest reply. Ladies, what should I have said.
Well you should have replied, but she didn't ask if you were a vegetarian so I don't know why that answer was necessary. Just a short "I don't actually drink beer" would have sufficed. Stupid answer from her though.
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