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No this isn't a repeat of the other thread, that one is about female bartenders giving you a free drink. This is about a customer, possibly a stranger, or (in my case) I girl you barely know...offering to buy you a drink.
Ever happen to you?
This is the first time I can think of it ever happening to me and I have to admit I'm in shock
I've really been told to drink Rat Poison before. Do you understand how hard it is to get somebody mad enough that they want you dead?
Here is a brief rundown of "Drink Rat Poison 2008"
I went out on a date with this women once. It was to Sunsplash at that so hardly anything romantic. She was kind of bossy with people and rude in lines and stuff so I kind of thought that was YUCKY.
Anyway like a week later I get texts from her saying that her car is broken down. She's a single mom and she'll get fired if she doesn't get it fixed. She just needs to borrow $2500 and she'll pay me back. No wait, she won't pay me back. She'll be my sex slave. No wait I should just give her the money cuz I have it anyway and I don't need it.
Anyway texts are coming in so fast I hardly have time to reply back to any of them. I finally told her I'm not in charge of fixing her car. And wasn't she the one that bragged about never servicing it in the first place. She begged like a sex slave a couple more times, and I kept insisting I was not her father.
Then, she told me that her genitalia was too good for me. Then she called me a miser. Then she told me to "drink rat poison and die, loser." I saved those last three texts.
I've really been told to drink Rat Poison before. Do you understand how hard it is to get somebody mad enough that they want you dead?
Here is a brief rundown of "Drink Rat Poison 2008"
I went out on a date with this women once. It was to Sunsplash at that so hardly anything romantic. She was kind of bossy with people and rude in lines and stuff so I kind of thought that was YUCKY.
Anyway like a week later I get texts from her saying that her car is broken down. She's a single mom and she'll get fired if she doesn't get it fixed. She just needs to borrow $2500 and she'll pay me back. No wait, she won't pay me back. She'll be my sex slave. No wait I should just give her the money cuz I have it anyway and I don't need it.
Anyway texts are coming in so fast I hardly have time to reply back to any of them. I finally told her I'm not in charge of fixing her car. And wasn't she the one that bragged about never servicing it in the first place. She begged like a sex slave a couple more times, and I kept insisting I was not her father.
Then, she told me that her genitalia was too good for me. Then she called me a miser. Then she told me to "drink rat poison and die, loser." I saved those last three texts.
Do I dare ask how you met the nut in the first place?! LOL
Of course I've had a girl buy me drinks before. When we are out everyone takes turns getting the rounds. ;-)
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