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Hmm, if you have a problem with it, bud, then you should wash them yourself! You should be happy she washes them FOR you. (Not directed at YOU, but the guy you were talking about! )
"I have a date with my parole officer tomorrow and he's going measure me for an ankle brace, and you mentioned that you didn't like going to bed with people wearing jewelry, and......"
I had a girl friend years ago that dumped me because she said "your thingy is too big".
Bullcrappy. It ain't near as big as what the baby coming out would have been.
She eventualy ended up working at a lumber company castrating termites so they wouldn't screw up the wood.
Might have even had sex with their little "thingys' before she did her duty.
I guess she liked short needle dik bug forkers.
a couple years ago i went out with someone a few times and we were to got to the amusement park for her company picnic, and luck for me it was on the day of my birthday. how cool is that!!
well the day before she emailed me and said she had to work and coudnt go to the park.
well guess what it was her company picnic and no boss is gonna call her in on the picnic day.
it was an office job so the place was closed
well anyway the day of the picnic my mother seen some dude come pick her up and about an hour later they came back and she got outta the car cussing him out
if your gonna lie at least come up with somthing better than i had to work
and thanx for blowing me off ON MY BIRTHDAY
hahaha
so she blew me off for some dude and the dude did somthing to pi$$ her off and her day got cut short
Here's one that perturbed me: "You slept with my best friend."
But she was right there, egging me on, participating. I thought I was fulfilling a fantasy--which she later claimed was a "test". That's the wrong way to "test" someone. And if she hadn't ASKED me to do it, I would not have. As it was I was not comfortable with it at the time, but I figured whatever made her happy...as far as sex goes. Won't make that same mistake again.
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Haha. Never been there. Is that an actual site?
Hot damn! movin on now.....kkthxbai
