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1 Handsome
2 Charming
3 Financially successful
4 A caring listener
5 Witty
6 In good shape
7 Dresses with style
8 Full of thoughtful surprises
9 Appreciates finer things
Revised List (age 32)
1 Nice looking
2 Opens doors, holds chairs for me
3 Has enough money for a nice dinner
4 Listens more then talks
5 Laughs at my jokes
6 Carries bags of groceries with ease
7 Owns at least one tie
8 Appreciates a good home cooked meal
9 Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
Revised List (age 42)
1 Not too ugly
2 Does'nt drive off until I'm in the car
3 Works steady...splurges on dinner out occassionally
4 Nods head when I'm talking
5 Usually remembers punch line of his jokes
6 Is in good enough shape to re-arrange firniture
7 Wears a shirt that covers his belly
8 Knows not to buy champagne with a screw on cap
9 Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10 Shaves most weekends
Revised List (age 52)
1 Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2 Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3 " borrow money too often
4 " nod off to sleep when I'm talking
5 " re-tell the same joke too many times
6 Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends
7 Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8 Appreciates a good TV dinner
9 Remembers your name on occassion
10 Shavews some weekends
Revised List (age 62)
1 Doesn't scare small children
2 " require much money for upkeep
3 Remembers where bathroom is
4 " why he's laughing
5 Only snores when asleep
6 Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7 Usually wears some clothes
8 Likes soft foods
9 Remembers where he left his dentures
10 " that it's the weekend
Revised List )age 72)
1 Breathing
2 Doesn't miss the toilet
( CONCLUSION by a MALE)
After being married for 44 yrs I took a careful look at my wife one day and said "Honey, 44 yrs ago we had a cheap apt, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched TV on a B & W 10" screen but got to sleep every night with a HOT 25 yr old girl
Now I have a $500,000 home, $45,000 car, nice BIG bed, Plasma TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65 yr old woman...seems to me your NOT holding up your side of things.
My wife is a very reasonable woman, she told me to go out and find a 25 yr old HOT girl and she would make sure that I once again would be living in a cheap apt, drive a cheap car, sleep on a sofa bed and watch TV on a 10 in screen.
Aren't women great? They really know how to solve a mid life crisis.
Any thoughts on above?....should be some interesting posts.
1 Handsome
2 Charming
3 Financially successful
4 A caring listener
5 Witty
6 In good shape
7 Dresses with style
8 Full of thoughtful surprises
9 Appreciates finer things
Revised List (age 32)
1 Nice looking
2 Opens doors, holds chairs for me
3 Has enough money for a nice dinner
4 Listens more then talks
5 Laughs at my jokes
6 Carries bags of groceries with ease
7 Owns at least one tie
8 Appreciates a good home cooked meal
9 Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
Any thoughts on above?....should be some interesting posts.
Steve
We could meet all those requirements.... And then she see's your bathroom and its not that clean or you take her to dinner and pay with cash and proceeds to C-D Relationship forums and calls it a "Red Flag".....
We could meet all those requirements.... And then she see's your bathroom and its not that clean or you take her to dinner and pay with cash and proceeds to C-D Relationship forums and calls it a "Red Flag".....
I've been scaring small children for a long time so I guess there is no hope in my future.
Aren't women great? They really know how to solve a mid life crisis.
Any thoughts on above?....should be some interesting posts.
A) The male "mid-life crisis" is actually men just resorting to their older habits to attract a fertile mate--it's actually women who change around the time they hit menopause with the end of fertility. The mid-life crisis is a result of that and men adjust their mating strategy as a result. Men who aren't mated with women whose fertility ends do not have experience what is referring to as a mid-life crisis. They are already in the hunt so they don't have that shakeup in lifestyle or habit.
B) Don't get married to begin with and a man can have all the toys and a 20-30something woman the rest of his life
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