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Old 04-24-2010, 05:47 PM
 
Location: On the dark side of the Moon
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We talked about Shaggy ladies. How about these two. Has anyone ever dated a Wayne, or a Garth? I have!


YouTube - Wayne's World - I'm the Leprechaun


YouTube - That's What She Said


YouTube - Wayne's World - Foxy Lady
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Old 04-24-2010, 06:01 PM
 
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We talked about Shaggy ladies. How about these two. Has anyone ever dated a Wayne, or a Garth? I have!
I have!

I am so glad I'm past those days...
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Old 04-24-2010, 06:11 PM
 
Location: So Cal
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We talked about Shaggy ladies. How about these two. Has anyone ever dated a Wayne, or a Garth? I have!


YouTube - Wayne's World - I'm the Leprechaun


YouTube - That's What She Said


YouTube - Wayne's World - Foxy Lady
No, but my cousin is an incarnation of Jeff Spicoli.
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Old 04-24-2010, 06:13 PM
 
Location: So Cal
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Brian Regan:



YouTube - Brian Regan- Emergency Room
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Old 04-24-2010, 06:30 PM
 
Location: NYC area
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Socrates married a much younger woman, who was a notorious shrew. According to legend, she was the only person capable of making Socrates capitulate in an argument. One morning, in the course of yet another squabble, she emptied the contents of a chamber pot on his head. Socrates' reaction was truly worthy of history's most famous philosopher:

"It is a fundamental law of nature," said he, "First there is thunder, then comes the rain."
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Old 04-24-2010, 06:42 PM
 
Location: NYC area
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Speaking of ancient Greeks, the great philosopher Plato hated Homer's epic poems -- the Illiad and the Odyssey. According to Plato, Homer's poetry had two major flaws -- it mocked the Gods and encouraged people to question authority. Therefore, Plato argued that the Illiad and the Odyssey should be banned, except for two lines:

"Sit down, s.h.u.t. up and listed to me, "

and

"Stealthily the Greeks moved forward, obeying their commanders without question."

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(This is from "The Republic", by the way. Who says "serious books" can't make you laugh?)
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Old 04-24-2010, 06:45 PM
 
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Peace n. In international affairs is a period of cheating in-between two periods of fighting.
- Ambrose Bierct.
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Old 04-24-2010, 06:56 PM
 
Location: Mountains of Oregon
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One night a couple was lying in bed. The husband was feeling frisky so he rolled over and tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, but I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."

Rejected, the husband turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later he rolls over and whispers in her ear "Do you have a dentist appointment, too?"

hahaha

He thinks like i do.




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Old 04-24-2010, 07:03 PM
 
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PUPPY LOVE

A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs mating. The little boy asked his Dad what was happening. The Father replied, "Well, son, they're making a puppy."

The following evening, the little boy was thirsty, so he went from his bed to get a glass of water. Not being able to reach the glasses, he walked unannounced into his parents bedroom, who were making love in their usual missionary position.

Confused, the boy asked what were they doing. The Dad responded very slowly and lovingly to his impressionable little boy, "Well, son, we are making you a little brother or sister." The little boy replied, "Please turn Mom over, Dad, I'd rather have a puppy!"
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Old 04-24-2010, 07:06 PM
 
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Yes... I know my humor's in the gutter today
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