Does anybody remember relationship laughter? (boyfriend, how to, guys, kids)

[Huckleberry3911948]

is this the male bash thread am i late?
per OP, i am neither but very happy-- i will skip the sandwich.
me yesterday with SO at MCRD formal dinner and dance.

[Mathguy]

Originally Posted by saucywench

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Or how about a potpie?

I resemble those two comments, I also LOVE my naps....but I landed my gf because she thinks I'm funny as heck....well and other things.

[Ron.]

Originally Posted by Coolhand68

How about we just kill two birds with one stone...eat our favorite dessert off her ________.

Coolhand, that's just wasting time........just eat her for desert instead.

[TKramar]

Huckleberry, it's equal opportunity, or you could make a joke that doesn't bash either gender, doesn't matter.

It's amazing how some can laugh at themselves, and others take it very personally--even when it's a joke. Sometimes even in the same person.

[Gimme3steps]

Boys will be boys


Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. 

The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" 


"Eight," the boy replied. 


The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"
The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either one.”

[Thursday007]

I wasn't exactly divorced - I was traded - Tim Conway


It's relaxing to go out with my ex-wife because she already knows I'm an idiot - Warren Thomas


There's so little difference between husband's you might as well keep the first - Adela Rogers St. Johns


Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name. (advice to Joan Rivers from her mother.)


Honesty has ruined more marriages than infidelity - Charles McCabe

[Iamthere]

Originally Posted by Huckleberry3911948

is this the male bash thread am i late?
per OP, i am neither but very happy-- i will skip the sandwich.
me yesterday with SO at MCRD formal dinner and dance.

cute couple

[Thursday007]

Originally Posted by Huckleberry3911948

is this the male bash thread am i late?

[saucywench]

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?


~ Unknown

[Thursday007]

A terrible thing happened again last night - Nothing. - Phyllis Diller


Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together they can't see anything wrong with them - Rene' Yasenek


I wasn't kissing her - I was just whispering in her mouth - unknown