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Old 04-21-2010, 01:39 AM
 
Location: On the dark side of the Moon
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Vegetarian-old Indian word for lousy hunter!
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Old 04-21-2010, 01:42 AM
 
Location: southern california
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i laugh but mostly at myself.
certainly not at male bash threads, but the author has assured me this is not a male bash thread this chip on my shoulder is beginning to bother me ill go by kaiser tomarrow and see if i can get it removed. btw i like clowns alot with good reason.

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Old 04-21-2010, 01:46 AM
 
Location: On the dark side of the Moon
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Well Huck, let's even it up.

Short Funnies

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said," Dust!"

What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks.

Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

If you want your wife to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
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Old 04-21-2010, 01:53 AM
 
Location: On the dark side of the Moon
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i laugh but mostly at myself.
certainly not at male bash threads, whose sole purpose is to make some women feel superior. a gloria steinem favorite, make yourself look good by making others look bad.

I like to laugh at myself, and others. I hope you don't think this is a male bashing thread. It's all in fun! I'll make fun of men or women. I'm an equal opportunity clown.
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Old 04-21-2010, 03:27 AM
 
Location: On the dark side of the Moon
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"All" the fun!
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:29 AM
 
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Or how about a potpie?
If I didn't know this was false I might be offended. If a man is grouchy then the above is true, he needs sex, sandwitch or sleep. Those are the 3 "S"s you've heard of not $hit, shave and shower! LOL

BTW, my wife and I laugh a lot, a lot, a lot!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Till one of us fart!)
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:33 AM
 
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Or how about a potpie?
I just spit my coffee all over my monitor...thanks!
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:41 AM
 
Location: The Hall of Justice
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I posted these before, but they seem so appropriate for this thread and relationships...it's equal oppotunity sarcasm...enjoy the laughter.

The Man Song


The Woman Song
Thursday, those were hilarious! I like how people are cracking up in the background.

I can fight in combat but I can't kill a spider ...
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Old 04-21-2010, 09:54 AM
 
Location: silver springs
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"All" the fun!
my eyes are burning
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Old 04-21-2010, 10:04 AM
 
Location: 39 20' 59"N / 75 30' 53"W
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"All" the fun!
Good grief...Yep...they look happy to me
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