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Old 04-23-2010, 04:14 PM
 
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The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor:

She said, "If you were my husband I'd poison your tea."
He said, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."
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Old 04-23-2010, 04:18 PM
 
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If God intended sex to be fun, he wouldn't have included children as punishment.
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Old 04-23-2010, 04:33 PM
 
Location: Bradenton, Florida
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See, above, it's at the top of the page.
Lol...I knew I saw it somewhere today! My apologies to Saucywench.
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Old 04-23-2010, 04:38 PM
 
Location: NYC area
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John Wilkes and John Montagu (two 18th-century British politicians):

Montagu: "Sir, I predict you will die on the gallows or of a loathsome disease."
Wilkes: "That will depend, My Lord, on whether I embrace your principles or your mistress."
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Old 04-23-2010, 05:33 PM
 
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John Wilkes and John Montagu (two 18th-century British politicians):

Montagu: "Sir, I predict you will die on the gallows or of a loathsome disease."
Wilkes: "That will depend, My Lord, on whether I embrace your principles or your mistress."
LOL, I like that one.
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Old 04-23-2010, 08:08 PM
 
Location: 39 20' 59"N / 75 30' 53"W
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Zsa Zsa Gabor quotes on love and marrige................

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument
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Old 04-24-2010, 04:36 PM
 
Location: So Cal
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Caution: This has some vulgar language.


YouTube - Bill Burr 5 Minute stand-up.
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Old 04-24-2010, 04:43 PM
 
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YouTube - Bill Burr 5 Minute stand-up.
Thanks, That was hysterical
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Old 04-24-2010, 05:13 PM
 
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One night a couple was lying in bed. The husband was feeling frisky so he rolled over and tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, but I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."

Rejected, the husband turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later he rolls over and whispers in her ear "Do you have a dentist appointment, too?"
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Old 04-24-2010, 05:45 PM
 
Location: So Cal
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One night a couple was lying in bed. The husband was feeling frisky so he rolled over and tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, but I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."

Rejected, the husband turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later he rolls over and whispers in her ear "Do you have a dentist appointment, too?"
Haha, you got me on that one!
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