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a story about Chief of Town in egypt , called to main chefs of the there religions in that town , '"Imam" a muslim , and a "Clergyman" christain and a "Rabbi" jew ... He asked them : "i want for every one of you to prove me that , his religion is right, and guide to the paradise ".
.... every one of them quiete (did not speak)...... then they dicided to choice the muslim to speak first..... the muslim said " if the jews will be enter the paradise , we will be with them ,because we believe in Moses , and if the Christains will be in the paradise we will be with them, because we believe in Jesus , and if we (Muslims) will be in the paradise , they will not, because they did not believe in Mohammed "
A priest, a rabbi, an imam and an atheist walk into a bar. The priest sits down and begins praying that God will perform a miracle and place a drink in front of him.
The rabbi does the same. The imam prays that God will not allow him to be tempted though that drink sounds good). The atheist simply sits at the bar and flags down the bartender. When no drink appears the priest exclaims 'God must be testing my faith!' and prays harder. The rabbi ponders for a moment and then says 'He must be punishing me for something from the past.' The imam looks with a sign of relief and says, 'Thankfully I did not have to defile myself!'. The atheist rolls his eyes, orders a drink and when gets it replies 'Well, I guess if this God of yours exists, I'm his favorite!"
Last edited by Fullback32; 08-18-2010 at 11:57 AM..
American christians are god's favorites (just ask them) so god will have heavily armed American christians guarding the gate to heaven. The American christians will decide who will be allowed entry. That means all muslims will be sent to hell.
who will enter the paradise , the christains , the jews ,the muslims
None of the above. After all of the wars that the aforementioned three have caused, I am surprised that they aren't worried about splitting the gates of hell wide open.
Hey, what happened to your post on baby jesus talking? I never got an answer about methodology.
I did not make a mistake and if i make a mistake i should be sorry... but i guess its delete because its close to the truth
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