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Old 01-25-2011, 07:17 PM
 
Location: On the Edge of the Fringe
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I STOLE THIS OFF THE SPORTS FORUM, O ALL Credit should go to the OP There


Good Joke for all Steeler fans.....

Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Tom," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.

On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with BLACK & GOLD sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous STEELERS logo flag, and in every window, a TERRIBLE towel. Tom looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even won a few Super Bowls." God said "So what's your point, Tom?" "Well, why does Roethlisberger get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said: "Tom, that's not Roethlisberger's house.... It's Mine."
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Old 01-25-2011, 09:34 PM
 
Location: Metromess
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Good one!
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Old 01-25-2011, 09:39 PM
 
Location: Sitting beside Walden Pond
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I thought it was really funny!

A football joke? Who would have thunk it. Usually the only sport that has jokes is golf. I wonder why.
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Old 01-25-2011, 11:01 PM
 
Location: Katonah, NY
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Hee hee! I'm not a Steelers fan but it was dang funny! I think if I retell it though, I might make it a Michigan/Ohio State joke - with God being a Michigan fan, of course!
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Old 01-26-2011, 06:26 AM
 
Location: Marietta, GA
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I STOLE THIS OFF THE SPORTS FORUM, O ALL Credit should go to the OP There


Good Joke for all Steeler fans.....

Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Tom," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.

On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with BLACK & GOLD sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous STEELERS logo flag, and in every window, a TERRIBLE towel. Tom looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even won a few Super Bowls." God said "So what's your point, Tom?" "Well, why does Roethlisberger get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said: "Tom, that's not Roethlisberger's house.... It's Mine."
LOL!!

Definitely a keeper.
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Old 01-26-2011, 03:49 PM
 
Location: FROM Dixie, but IN SoCal
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I STOLE THIS OFF THE SPORTS FORUM, O ALL Credit should go to the OP There


Good Joke for all Steeler fans.....

Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Tom," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.

On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with BLACK & GOLD sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous STEELERS logo flag, and in every window, a TERRIBLE towel. Tom looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even won a few Super Bowls." God said "So what's your point, Tom?" "Well, why does Roethlisberger get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said: "Tom, that's not Roethlisberger's house.... It's Mine."
Nope, a Black & Gold House could only be God's tribute to THE NEW ORLEANS SAINTS (Superbowl Champions 2010)!

WHO DAT,
WHO DAT,
WHO DAT
say dey gonna beat dem Saints?

With Regards From a New Orleans Saints (and Aint's) Fan from the Very First Game against de Rams in Tulane Stadium in 1967,

-- Nighteyes
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Old 01-27-2011, 04:23 PM
 
Location: Charlotte, NC
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Wouldn't God be a Panthers fan? Charlotte is where Billy Graham was born.
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