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Hrm, yeah... an insult to the armed forces, free speech and the iraq war dead... not much of a joke.
1. It was a joke.
2. How is it an insult?
3. I'm pretty sure most of the posts in response were joking.
4. Follow the directions for the Vicodin. I thought that made people happy.
Honestly I think most of your posts are kinda funny.. you stir the pot but I have to say.. it doesn't seem like you like your pot stirred..
Be careful. Enough vicodin and you may have a religious experience.
You brought your laptop to the gym and watched a video while you worked out? I've now heard everything. Thank you. Sometimes I worry I'm a huge nerd but bringing a laptop to the gym? Nice. I feel much better about myself now.
Take it easy there. Maybe try jumping rope once you're better instead of the elliptical. Better aerobic workout AND you get to improve your balance and coordination at the same time.
Another bonus - won't need to bring your laptop, which might help your chances at catching the attention of someone at the gym.
Well, I shoot for a 1400 calorie session the elliptical, and it gets wicked boring after 90 minutes.
Watching dvds while I work out is what keeps me going!
I like to have my pot stirred, I just took offense to that anecdote for a few reasons.
Mainly because: if god is defending the troops, why are there nearly 4000 coalition dead?
Anyway, I'll take any atheist jokes you have to dish out in the joke thread.
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Mainly because: if god is defending the troops, why are there nearly 4000 coalition dead?
Why did he allow his Son to suffer and die on the cross? Because it was HIS WILL.
You can be sure he is protecting our 200,000 troops because they have faith in him, and those who have lost their lives is because that's God's will for them.
and Allah is protecting either the Sunnis or the Shiites, depending on who you ask. Personally, if there's someone up there in the protection business, they're doing a really lousy job. No matter who you believe in, you're odds aren't that good.
You can be sure he is protecting our 200,000 troops because they have faith in him...
All 200,000 of them have faith in God? I presume that would be the God of the Bible. I could be wrong, but I rather suspect that there are undoubtedly a number of atheists, agnostics, Muslims, Native Americans who have their own religious beliefs, (that don't include Jesus), etc. Not really trying to pick at you, Mag. Just thought that was a bit of a broad statement.
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Wow. Thats offensive on so many different levels.
My brother, a marine (and an atheist) is a proud member of both the NRA and ACLU.
And no, I don't blame god (mainly because I don't believe a god exists), or see my clumsiness as divine retribution.
Some people need to learn to recognize a *joke* when they see one.
Oh, puhleeeeze!
Ummmm, "Hello, Kettle? This is the Pot. You're black!"
So what is this? YOU'RE allowed to make a joke about God, but he's not allowed to make a joke about the marines? Get real.
Father in Heaven, help me. This new "kinder, gentler, more loving attitude" approach I'm striving to take in my posts is going to be a bit of a challenge.
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