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He did buy me a Mountain Dew afterward, though.....so i'll forgive him
Maybe it was this Mayan
During WWll there was a Mexican Native American who joined the US Air force. He became a fighter pilot and was assigned to Col Hellman's Squadron. He shot down 23 enemy aircraft in aerial combat and became known as "Hellman's Mayan Ace"
During WWll there was a Mexican Native American who joined the US Air force. He became a fighter pilot and was assigned to Col Hellman's Squadron. He shot down 23 enemy aircraft in aerial combat and became known as "Hellman's Mayan Ace"
"Hellman's Mayan Ace" makes me hungry for a turkey sandwich for some odd reason
Such a collection of far-outstanding wit! Thanks guys! You're all the bomb!
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This is one of those things that is a real pain for keeping up with the doomsday predictions. The entire earth is never on the same date simultaneously. The eastern Hemisphere always gets to be first.
It ain't fair I tell you, it just ain't fair. We never get picked first.
We need to start a protest demonstration against Washington because the President invented Global Warming and the CIA kept it hidden from us.
It's a conspiracy. The anti-gun lobby is behind it, it's a diabolical plan to melt all the guns in the world. The Taxi Drivers are supporting it along with PETA and The Illuminati.
Korea's missile test was the first step and The Nation of Antarctica refused to stop it.
I got all of this from a reliable source. Elvis told me, last night when I fell down the stairs and hit my head.
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You can't trust those Aussies. They even think today is the first day of summer. I mean what can we expect from people that don't even know they are walking upside down. Do you really think they would even notice if the world ended? They are all looking in the wrong direction.
Gotta love the Aussies, among my favorite people. I would love to visit there again if it were possible.
I know: let's actually organize an old wizened but really spiritual guy's discount charter trip (First Class Quantas Air of course... you don't after all, want to be the richest guy in the cemetery, do you?) to The Outback, before The End Times..... ().
The Flinder's Ranges. Truly, mesmerizingly monumental ! I actually fell to my knees outside one night watching the naturally evolved™ Southern Cross cover the sky, and saw at least 10 shooting stars. I wept... despite being a morally reprehensible atheist. I was amidst some of the oldest rocks on this officially ancient planet.
(Well OK, except from those nitwits here who take it all too seriously, and won't listen to ANY obvious reason. FYI: No Godz is comin, buddy. Youz on yoo'own. Officially. As always. As in this one:...)
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Nope, it's just going to be another. Also, it's like I said on another forum, only the good Lord in Heaven knows when the world will end. That'll be the day when He comes down and judges all of us for Judgement Day.
PS: I will NOT be "judged" by some antiquated darkness-based false mandates or a list of official sins that are only promulgated to handle and frighten me. Slow it down down, Tonto.
Meantime, back to hose with an actual rationally-balanced sense of reality....
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Whoah! Did anyone else just feel that?
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You're telling me the end didn't happen? Then, why was I just anal probed by a dude dressed as an ancient Aztec?
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"Hellman's Mayan Ace" makes me hungry for a turkey sandwich for some odd reason
Mmmmm! Yummy! Hellmans Best-Foods. All same. And Dee-Licious! Thx buster. You, Woodrow & PT are dah veritable bomb-men!
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.......... I couldn't resist.....
Such a collection of far-outstanding wit! Thanks guys! You're all the bomb!
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