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Old 10-29-2007, 01:05 PM
 
Location: Brentwood, TN
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An atheist was walking through the woods.
"What majestic trees"!
"What powerful rivers"!
"What beautiful animals"!
He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.

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He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.

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At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"

Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian"?

"Very Well," said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

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"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."
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Old 10-29-2007, 01:06 PM
 
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Good one...
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Old 10-29-2007, 01:07 PM
 
Location: ARK-KIN-SAW
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I just wanna know how you found a pic of my mother in law to post???
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Old 10-29-2007, 02:25 PM
 
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Love it!!!! I used the picture with the exposed fangs as my desktop picture. It should point my mood in the correct direction when I think about posting a snarly remark! LOL
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Old 10-29-2007, 02:31 PM
 
Location: Just a few miles outside of St. Louis
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Just read this out loud to my husband, (after he heard me laughing first)! Very cute! I'll have to copy this joke!
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Old 10-29-2007, 03:00 PM
 
Location: Northridge/Porter Ranch, Calif.
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What a cute teddy bear!
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Old 10-29-2007, 03:28 PM
 
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lol, good joke..

aww...the widdle bear needles a tissue
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Old 10-29-2007, 03:33 PM
 
Location: Just a few miles outside of St. Louis
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I'll provide the tissue, Walnut. You can give it to him!
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Old 10-29-2007, 04:36 PM
 
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I just wanna know how you found a pic of my mother in law to post???
Personally, I just wanna know how you found a pic of my son when he returns home from college to a mother who honestly can't cook!!!

-To save her life, I might add!
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Old 10-29-2007, 05:46 PM
 
Location: Hell
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This is really a joke.
Maybe the bear later complained that God never loved bear and human equally,for God deprived the bear of a good meal.
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