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Old 08-09-2013, 11:14 AM
 
Location: North America
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Do you think Noah got any governmental tax credits or deductions for building his ark ?
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Old 08-09-2013, 11:22 AM
 
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Do you think Noah got any governmental tax credits or deductions for building his ark ?
No, he didn't. That's one reason God made it rain.
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Old 08-09-2013, 11:33 AM
 
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Also what were the results of the sea trials for the ark? And do you think the engineering report accurately described the material stress rate?
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Old 08-09-2013, 11:37 AM
 
Location: Parts Unknown, Northern California
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Do you think Noah got any governmental tax credits or deductions for building his ark ?
He applied but ran afoul of some EPA regulations.
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Old 08-09-2013, 01:58 PM
 
Location: Richardson, TX
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He applied but ran afoul of some EPA regulations.
I wonder if he practiced safe boating.


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Old 08-10-2013, 09:00 AM
 
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Default Very funny, but also true!

Hilarious Stuff PanTerra Good on yah! ! And not only that, but I'm pretty sure that this was, in fact, the actual voice of Noah as he stood in the way of a surging mass of otherwise easily managed "two of each kind" of animal [oh, and those surging plants as well!]

Oh, and also all them salt- and fresh-water now salinity-independent fish, not to mention all the fungi and bulging petri dishes with each and every type of "they can't and don't ever-never evolve!" bacteria and/or viruses.

Of course, the local techno-hicks back then were a bit confused about the technicalities of DNA and it's now documented mutational adaptations and the like. too many words toy see, which is why they so adamantly require and prefer the biblical versions so much better.

See Spot Not Evolve!

Understandable, since God did not want them to understand "squat"!

Seems He has been partially successful in maintaining gross & mass techno-illiteracy on a global scale!
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