Which is more likely to exist? The Christian God or Giant Space Crabs? (church, quote)

[Freak80]

I believe the universe was created by Giant Space Crabs.

Others disagree. They say that the universe was created by the Christian God.

Is there some way to determine who is right?

Is it more likely that the universe was created by the Christian God than by Giant Space Crabs? If so, why?

[Tarantula spider]

Neither seem credible, but if I had to make a choice, I would opt for giant space crabs as the Christian god is not the least bit credible, and there is no evidence to supports its existence.

[southernbored]

It was obviously created by the FSM. Otherwise, why are all the planets shaped like meatballs?! Huh? Why?

[bulmabriefs144]

Spoken by a guy named Tarantula spider.

As a fellow arachnid, you are obviously part of the vast Space Crab conspiracy.

The other thing is we have no idea whether God is a person, a force, a single creature, a collective, or many separate concepts. We know we exist, and the universe exists. Beyond that Space Crabs is perfectly plausible.



Behold, the evidence!

[Metaphysique]

Neither, the Force.

[TroutDude]

Hmmmm. They have the same evidence for their claim: Someone said so.

Therefore, it's a tie. And as we are all sensible people here, we know ties can only be properly settled by flipping a coin.

So...heads it's the Christian god and tails we have the GSC.

Cue drum roll:



Dang!!

It landed on its edge! I hate when that happens!

[Tarantula spider]

Originally Posted by bulmabriefs144

Spoken by a guy named Tarantula spider.

As a fellow arachnid, you are obviously part of the vast Space Crab conspiracy.

The other thing is we have no idea whether God is a person, a force, a single creature, a collective, or many separate concepts. We know we exist, and the universe exists. Beyond that Space Crabs is perfectly plausible.



Behold, the evidence!

Not a guy but a gal, actually!

[Vizio]

Originally Posted by Freak80

I believe the universe was created by Giant Space Crabs.

Others disagree. They say that the universe was created by the Christian God.

Is there some way to determine who is right?

Is it more likely that the universe was created by the Christian God than by Giant Space Crabs? If so, why?

Did the Space Crabs leave any kind of information for you? The Christian God left 66 different books, along with a church.


If they're Space Crabs, how did they exist before space was created? What caused them to exist?

[convextech]

Originally Posted by Freak80

I believe the universe was created by Giant Space Crabs.

Others disagree. They say that the universe was created by the Christian God.

Is there some way to determine who is right?

Is it more likely that the universe was created by the Christian God than by Giant Space Crabs? If so, why?

Oooh, I bet the Flying Spaghetti Monster would go great with Crab.


R'amen.

[303Guy]

Originally Posted by Tarantula spider

Not a guy but a gal, actually!

Tarantularene?

While there is much humor behind this thread, there is also a truth.

Anyway, I vote against the Christian God on the grounds that Christ did not preach creation, he preached respecting others, turning the other cheek, not doing harm, spiritual matters and so on. Christ is the Christian God is he not?