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I want to go out in a way that will cause as much gossip as possible.
Perhaps as a 98-yr-old lady I might die in bed with a trio of hot young male models -- one white, one black, and one brown -- amidst a sea of whipped cream, a swingset, seatless leather chaps, one cowboy boot (sans spur), an ostrich-feather duster, two ping-pong paddles, and a boa constrictor.
You funny, funny girl Or maybe dirty, dirty girl is more like it!
Gave you points for making me visualize and laugh out loud! Thanks!
I want to go out in a way that will cause as much gossip as possible.
Perhaps as a 98-yr-old lady I might die in bed with a trio of hot young male models -- one white, one black, and one brown -- amidst a sea of whipped cream, a swingset, seatless leather chaps, one cowboy boot (sans spur), an ostrich-feather duster, two ping-pong paddles, and a boa constrictor.
Black male here. Where's the list to sign? Lmao, anyway, I can't imagine what it would be like to be tickled to death. I think when I know my time is near, I'll eat a whole fugu that isn't prepared properly to speed up the process.
Black male here. Where's the list to sign? Lmao, anyway, I can't imagine what it would be like to be tickled to death. I think when I know my time is near, I'll eat a whole fugu that isn't prepared properly to speed up the process.
Oh damn it...I left out the fugu, didn't I? Well, I suppose I can't be expected to remember everything when I get to 98 years old.
Oh damn it...I left out the fugu, didn't I? Well, I suppose I can't be expected to remember everything when I get to 98 years old.
Depends on what happens to your brain over the years. Marijuana prevents alzheimer's disease (you can look that up if you want). I've been preventing it ahead of time (14 years old).
P.S. Boa Constrictors are worthless if you're dying. Try an Anaconda or Inland Taipan (Snakes with the worst venom. One bite has enough to kill around 100 people. Good thing they are very rare and only found on one continent.).
Depends on what happens to your brain over the years. Marijuana prevents alzheimer's disease (you can look that up if you want). I've been preventing it ahead of time (14 years old).
P.S. Boa Constrictors are worthless if you're dying. Try an Anaconda or Inland Taipan (Snakes with the worst venom. One bite has enough to kill around 100 people. Good thing they are very rare and only found on one continent.).
I never said the snake was venomous, geeze -- I know damned well a boa doesn't have venom. It was all just part of the kinky death scenario. The actual death will come from suffering a massive coronary due to the excitement of the whole situation.
I never said the snake was venomous, geeze -- I know damned well a boa doesn't have venom. It was all just part of the kinky death scenario. The actual death will come from suffering a massive coronary due to the excitement of the whole situation.
I know, I know. EVERYBODY knows boas don't have venom. I just think it would be more exciting to have a snake with lethal venom in such situations is all. I wonder if you can die by "drowning" in a pool of women? That would be cool to me, lol.
Really? I'm certainly not affected by eternal pain and suffering. And if death was better than living, why hasn't everyone just killed themselves?
Sin affects the body, sin is what makes us old. If we were to continue in sin for hundreds of yrs without death to relieve us of our plight, the pain and suffering would be unimaginable.
Cancer, arthritis, dimensia, starvation etc....
Think of how many people languish in agony before they finally pass.
Sin affects the body, sin is what makes us old. If we were to continue in sin for hundreds of yrs without death to relieve us of our plight, the pain and suffering would be unimaginable.
Cancer, arthritis, dimensia, starvation etc....
Think of how many people languish in agony before they finally pass.
godspeed,
freedom
I'm utterly flabbergasted at this "logic". Sin doesn't cause us to age! If that was true, everyone would remain an infant forever.
Sin affects the body, sin is what makes us old. If we were to continue in sin for hundreds of yrs without death to relieve us of our plight, the pain and suffering would be unimaginable.
Cancer, arthritis, dimensia, starvation etc....
Think of how many people languish in agony before they finally pass.
godspeed,
freedom
Are you saying that cancer and other diseases are some kind of "punishment" for sin?
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Or maybe dirty, dirty girl is more like it!
