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trying to make Him fit inside your 'box' rather than opening yourself to know who He really is ?
I know who he is.
He's a murderer who places women in a 2nd class status and opposes democracy and constantly changes his mind.
Everyone was already saved. Every year on the Day of Atonement the High Priest performs a ritual that cleanses everyone of their sins.
Then he decides to send down "only begotten son" notwithstanding that he can fart and create another son or daughter anytime he wants to cleanse us of our sins.
What's next?
One minute he's murdering people with a flood because they're "evil" and the next minute he's crying over a rainbow and promising never to do it again, and then the next minute he's telling Ezekiel and Isaiah he's going to destroy Earth.
That's not a god I'd want to know, much less worship.
On top of that, the only reason you even know anything about your god is because government banned other religions.
Of course God is real! Why, I was hanging out with God just the other day and God sneezed. I didn't know what to say to Him!!!!
(Get it? get it? get it?)
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Originally Posted by Miss Hepburn
The art of telling a joke: We all would have gotten it...it's better when you don't say, Get it?, next time...someone hada tell ya, don't be mad at me.
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Originally Posted by TRANSPONDER
I think he was right. maybe I'm dull, but I might have skipped over it as an inane comment had he not said it was a joke. So I didn't get it until I thought, then i did
So there! Naaaaaaaaah (tongue sticking out)
You're telling a lifelong jokester, humorist and clown how to tell jokes? Been doing it from near-infancy to my senior years now and am known for it. I wouldn't be known for it if I didn't have a handle on how to do it. And the opinions on "how to best do it" are all subjective.
End of discussion. Back to the focus of the thread.
Indeed. Once this 100% limit was exceeded, like exceeding the speed of light..there is really no limit
Surely it would be either 100% or infinty?
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