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Old 04-01-2020, 05:00 AM
 
Location: On the Edge of the Fringe
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Well, it appears that due to the Coronavirus pandemic, Jesus has called off any plans he may have had to return to earth in time for Easter. Which is also on hold due to the social distancing lockdown

Oh Well
Full Story Here

https://www.theonion.com/jesus-chris...mic-1842567364

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY
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Old 04-01-2020, 11:09 AM
 
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Yes, Jesus is practicing shelter-in-heaven.
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Old 04-01-2020, 03:12 PM
 
Location: Oklahoma
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Another Easter...No Jesus.
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Old 04-01-2020, 04:18 PM
 
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We'll just have to take the holiday in another direction, choice by vote I say...

Norther
Souther
Wester

Keep Friday "GOOD" however. No suggestions for "Bad Friday" thank you very much....
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Old 04-01-2020, 04:36 PM
 
Location: Free State of Texas
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Oh good, another “make fun of Christianity” thread.
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Old 04-01-2020, 04:42 PM
 
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Oh good, another “make fun of Christianity” thread.
It's an easy, target-rich environment.
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Old 04-01-2020, 04:46 PM
 
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Well, it appears that due to the Coronavirus pandemic, Jesus has called off any plans he may have had to return to earth in time for Easter. Which is also on hold due to the social distancing lockdown

Oh Well
Full Story Here

https://www.theonion.com/jesus-chris...mic-1842567364

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY
Jesus won't return now or any time because he is dead fot 2,000 years now.
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Old 04-01-2020, 04:49 PM
 
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Oh good, another “make fun of Christianity” thread.
Your silly fairytale beliefs render you an easy and proper "target."
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Old 04-01-2020, 06:53 PM
 
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Oh good, another “make fun of Christianity” thread.
change the traits of jesus to match the system we are in?

maybe he is here and can't do anything about it? Maybe he can only work withing the laws he is part of?

he can still love us as much as you need.
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Old 04-01-2020, 07:31 PM
 
Location: Northern Maine
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change the traits of jesus to match the system we are in?

maybe he is here and can't do anything about it? Maybe he can only work withing the laws he is part of?

he can still love us as much as you need.
I really like the song .... same idea'

https://youtu.be/7Gx1Pv02w3Q
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