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Old 04-19-2008, 11:23 PM
 
Location: Western Cary, NC
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This is continuation of the Joke from the Geek side of the room for week 3. I was thinking it would be a good time for the first Sunday break from my new religious habit. My problem was I could find nothing related to the world of Geeks worthy of skipping out for the day. So here we are and once again you are burdened with another joke from the GEEK side of the room.




A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?'

The mother answered, 'God made Adam took one of his ribs and made Eve. They lived in the Garden of Eden till a snake gave Eve an apple which she and Adam took a bite from and they were thrown out into the world naked and alone. They had children and so was all mankind made.'

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.

The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?'

The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.'
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Old 04-20-2008, 08:30 AM
 
Location: Maryland
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This is continuation of the Joke from the Geek side of the room for week 3. I was thinking it would be a good time for the first Sunday break from my new religious habit. My problem was I could find nothing related to the world of Geeks worthy of skipping out for the day. So here we are and once again you are burdened with another joke from the GEEK side of the room.




A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?'

The mother answered, 'God made Adam took one of his ribs and made Eve. They lived in the Garden of Eden till a snake gave Eve an apple which she and Adam took a bite from and they were thrown out into the world naked and alone. They had children and so was all mankind made.'

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.

The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?'

The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.'

So I suppose the little girl grew up to be an advocate of intelligent design
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Old 04-20-2008, 01:12 PM
 
Location: Western Cary, NC
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So I suppose the little girl grew up to be an advocate of intelligent design
Without question she grew up following in the steps of her father.
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Old 04-20-2008, 09:01 PM
 
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love the jokes--keep them coming!
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