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Old 12-12-2008, 03:38 AM
 
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When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated , Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
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Old 12-12-2008, 08:57 AM
 
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That's not so jolly of him
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Old 12-12-2008, 01:10 PM
 
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Lightbulb ... not at all, dear friend ....

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That's not so jolly of him

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happy x-mas!! \!!

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Old 12-13-2008, 12:26 AM
 
Location: Brooklyn
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That's not so jolly of him
That was only the beginning. When the elves got together and decided to form a union, Santa wasn't fun to be around for a long time!
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Old 12-13-2008, 06:07 AM
 
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Wink are you saying ...

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That was only the beginning. When the elves got together and decided to form a union, Santa wasn't fun to be around for a long time!
... Rudolph has a problem with red noses?
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Old 12-13-2008, 02:55 PM
 
Location: Brooklyn
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... Rudolph has a problem with red noses?
It's not that he had a problem with red noses, per se. He just felt that he wasn't getting the fairest possible treatment, being the only reindeer with a red nose. That's when the other reindeers stopped letting him join in any reindeer games. One thing led to another, and before you know it, Santa didn't have any toys to put in his sleigh (after the elves declared a ten-day boycott in sympathy with Rudolph beginning on December 20) and the other reindeer refused to have anything to do with a sleigh led by a red-nosed reindeer.
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Old 12-13-2008, 09:32 PM
 
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Post Santa? Never running out of toys!

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It's not that he had a problem with red noses, per se. He just felt that he wasn't getting the fairest possible treatment, being the only reindeer with a red nose. That's when the other reindeers stopped letting him join in any reindeer games. One thing led to another, and before you know it, Santa didn't have any toys to put in his sleigh (after the elves declared a ten-day boycott in sympathy with Rudolph beginning on December 20) and the other reindeer refused to have anything to do with a sleigh led by a red-nosed reindeer.

???? Wasn't this the land of unlimited possibilities, where Rudolph still sees all these sophisticated toy-makers to be appreciated for all kind of already forgotten things? What Rudolf had gathered from the media, made him run so fast the elves could not adjust their p(e)acemakers perhaps. So before Santa would have to go beg, steal and borrow (you know how the story goes), Rudolph .....


... is resting his case, get some white powder on his nose so not to anger the elves anymore. Anyone with a pipe around here?
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Old 12-14-2008, 05:05 PM
 
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Who really knows what will set off an elf?
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Old 12-14-2008, 06:35 PM
 
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Arrow happy end and wings ....

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Who really knows what will set off an elf?

Gotcha! Triple X from pacified SANTA:


http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=5d14CZGsqLk
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