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Old 03-23-2015, 07:47 PM
 
Location: University City, Philadelphia
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Deliveries by the milk man? I remember that!

One thing I can't understand is ... you know how when a new born babe arrives it sometimes looks like the mother and sometimes it looks like the father? How is it that sometimes the baby doesn't look like the mother nor the father, but resembles the milkman? Sometimes the little baby looks like the mailman! Weird isn't it???!!!

 
Old 03-23-2015, 07:59 PM
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Location: Cody, WY
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Deliveries by the milk man? I remember that!

One thing I can't understand is ... you know how when a new born babe arrives it sometimes looks like the mother and sometimes it looks like the father? How is it that sometimes the baby doesn't look like the mother nor the father, but resembles the milkman? Sometimes the little baby looks like the mailman! Weird isn't it???!!!
How pleasant and good humored.
 
Old 03-23-2015, 08:10 PM
 
Location: Los Angeles area
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Reminds me of the story about the American who complained to the Brit how British people are too insular.

American: "Why I have some French blood, some Indian blood, some German blood, and some Italian blood."

Brit: "How sporting of your mother."
 
Old 03-24-2015, 07:21 PM
 
Location: University City, Philadelphia
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"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon with springs. It is jolted by every stone and pebble in the road."

-- Henry Ward Beecher
 
Old 03-24-2015, 09:27 PM
 
Location: too far from the sea
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My one sister and I always said our other sister came from the milkman. She was a mathematical genius, even majored in computer science. As for the two of us, we can barely add and subtract. OK, we can, but you know what I mean.
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Old 03-24-2015, 10:37 PM
 
Location: Approximately 50 miles from Missoula MT/38 yrs full time after 4 yrs part time
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"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon >>>WITHOUT<<<with springs. It is jolted by every stone and pebble in the road."

-- Henry Ward Beecher
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Old 03-24-2015, 11:39 PM
 
Location: Nebraska
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We used to tell my granddaughter that she was the Jewel Tea man's daughter. He had blond hair and so did she. She repeated the joke to my ex-MIL at a family dinner of all places
 
Old 03-25-2015, 07:10 AM
 
Location: UpstateNY
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Happy Monday CCc and everyone else too. I made it and now have to sit on my rear for the next few weeks and let it heal. The first meds were not strong enough and we had to go get an upgrade. Still trying not to take it unless absolutely needed. Promotes very bad interior slowdown of the plumbing system.

Thanks for the "stories". Am spending time watching season 3 of House of Cards. Is this really the way they do stuff in Washington? What a bunch of idiots. JMHO
Great news, Barb; do pick up the thread 'how's your hip replacement doing' and tell us all the details if you are so inclined. Method, meds, discomfort, inquiring minds want to know. Well, at least I do.

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I'm only on page 167. You need to change your settings to allow you to see more posts per page (40 posts max) so that you don't have to continually click through pages.

I've been married to a Roman Catholic for 36 years (actually we just celebrated the 40th anniversary of our first date earlier this month) and I had never heard of that term either until I encountered it here on C/D a little while back.
Whew! I thought I was the only one!

MMoB, what exotic place are you now?

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Deliveries by the milk man? I remember that!

One thing I can't understand is ... you know how when a new born babe arrives it sometimes looks like the mother and sometimes it looks like the father? How is it that sometimes the baby doesn't look like the mother nor the father, but resembles the milkman? Sometimes the little baby looks like the mailman! Weird isn't it???!!!
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Reminds me of the story about the American who complained to the Brit how British people are too insular.

American: "Why I have some French blood, some Indian blood, some German blood, and some Italian blood."

Brit: "How sporting of your mother."
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My one sister and I always said our other sister came from the milkman. She was a mathematical genius, even majored in computer science. As for the two of us, we can barely add and subtract. OK, we can, but you know what I mean.
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We used to tell my granddaughter that she was the Jewel Tea man's daughter. He had blond hair and so did she. She repeated the joke to my ex-MIL at a family dinner of all places
LMAO!!!!!!!!

11F out there. Spring is still a rumor......

AFA solar, I read a lot about scams and how solar companies can rip you off on leases and how convoluded ownership can screw up the future sale of your property.......
 
Old 03-25-2015, 05:31 PM
 
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MMoB, what exotic place are you now?
Hey, let me catch my breath, will you? I'm still jetlagged from the last trip!

We did get back just in time to help Miami Beach celebrate its 100th birthday though. There's a free all-day concert tomorrow on South Beach headlined by Andrea Bocelli, Gloria Estefan, Barry Gibb, Wyclef Jean, Jon Secada, Dave Mason, and Flo Rida, among many others. Should be a fun time.
 
Old 03-25-2015, 07:16 PM
 
Location: UpstateNY
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh Bocelli, mom's fav (since Pavarotti's passing; I cried when I heard it on the radio that day.) She heard about the event in SB but not going (Spanish class day).

UM won their last game and will be playing in the semis on Wednesday in Madison Square Garden. Mom's BF is going to the game. LOL.

Mom will secretly be going to the house in Jupiter while he is gone and donating her BF's bedroom set which got trashed by the renters to the Salvation Army. Hahahahaaaaaaa.

It snowed! Again! The freaking plow trucks are out! Send sunshine!

Oh, kill me now, I loved John Secada back in the day!!!!!!!!
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