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Oh. Fluffy, YES my OH and I laughed at every single one of them!!!
How true, how true!
Ive always said "getting older is not for the young, only the young at heart".
He forgot one song though..."Achy Breaky Heart"...I'd love to see what hed do with that one:
" dont tell my heart its got some new false parts, dont tell my heart its got a stent to keep me paying rent, dont tell my heart some parts no longer work, hed just think i was a jerk, my achy broken heart, i just dont think itd understand.......and if you tell my heart the valves no longer pump without an electronic sump, and if you tell my heart the blood is getting bogged 'cause the arteries are gettin' clogged......"
Oh, i should write some of that stuff down....oh, wait, i just did! ( ok so maybe its not THAT good)....
Last year to commemorate the 50th anniversary of "Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" there was a trending topic on Twitter to update the songs of The Beatles to reflect our inevitable passage from acid heads to acid reflux. After all it is kinda creepy for a guy of my age to sing "Sweet Little Sixteen" anymore... especially within 100 yards of a school.
Here are some Beatle songs that I updated & contributed to that topic that I think reflect our current life stage better:
I Want to Hold Your Hand (& Take Your Pulse)
I Saw Her Laying There
The Long & Winding Story
Here Comes the Soup
You Should See Polident Pam
We could continue but....anyone touring again in a band after 50 years has my permission to play these.
He forgot one song though..."Achy Breaky Heart"...I'd love to see what hed do with that one:
" dont tell my heart its got some new false parts, dont tell my heart its got a stent to keep me paying rent, dont tell my heart some parts no longer work, hed just think i was a jerk, my achy broken heart, i just dont think itd understand.......and if you tell my heart the valves no longer pump without an electronic sump, and if you tell my heart the blood is getting bogged 'cause the arteries are gettin' clogged......"
Oh, i should write some of that stuff down....oh, wait, i just did! ( ok so maybe its not THAT good)....
It IS good. I'm not familiar with the complete oeuvre of Billy Ray Cyrus but I think your lyrics stand on their own just fine.
Now all you need is a guitar. And a manager to book your gigs at retirement homes.
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