News, Beer-guzzling cows crash backyard party (shed)

[JD59]

Cows on the loose in Boxford, Mass., crashed a backyard party last weekend, and went right for the beer.

“They enjoyed it. There’s no doubt about it. They went right for the beer and then when one was done, they’d knock another one over and take care of that beer,” Lt. James Riter of the Boxford Police Department told NBC affiliate WHDH.com.

U.S. News - Beer-guzzling cows crash backyard party

[RedJacket]

Pull one teat (tap) and you get milk. Pull another and you get beer. Doesn't get any better than that, now does it?

[pvande55]

They were all underage. They will all be going to the pen. Good thing they weren't driving. Oh, wait, someone is usually driving them.

[SCGranny]

What gets you is the way the cows look at you, as if they are mildly surprised that you would object to their presence...

DH swears that cows are conniving and sneaky creatures, constantly plotting to take over the world.

[karlsch]

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