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Old 10-28-2010, 02:15 AM
 
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Old 10-28-2010, 06:17 PM
 
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Old 11-01-2010, 12:09 AM
 
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It was so nice to see all the minors from Chile that were rescued and all the nice things they got. But it was even better when I found out that they were all being flown to our great state of Texas. It seems they will be flying into Dallas. I am told the main reason for their trip is to try and
show the Cowboys how to get out a hole.
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Old 11-02-2010, 07:42 PM
 
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It was so nice to see all the minors from Chile that were rescued and all the nice things they got. But it was even better when I found out that they were all being flown to our great state of Texas. It seems they will be flying into Dallas. I am told the main reason for their trip is to try and
show the Cowboys how to get out a hole.


LOL Yep! Got this in the other day, enjoy!


Texas State Police are cracking down on Speeders

The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas. For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.


Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Dallas Cowboys

Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.


Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?
A. Old

Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.


Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody remembers.


Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

You may not have heard that Jerry Jones offered to fly all of the rescued Chilean miners to Dallas for the next Cowboys game. He wants them to show the players how to climb out of a hole.
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Old 11-02-2010, 09:27 PM
 
Location: Oklahoma(formerly SoCalif) Originally Mich,
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I never get jealous when I see my ex with another person.
Because my Mother taught me to always give my used toys to the less fortunate.
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Old 11-04-2010, 07:46 PM
 
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I never get jealous when I see my ex with another person.
Because my Mother taught me to always give my used toys to the less fortunate.
Ha, funny.....but something along the same lines albeit a bit more serious I recently read somewhere is: "Never make someone a Priority in your life when they only make you an Option in theirs."
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Old 11-04-2010, 07:48 PM
 
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Old 11-04-2010, 07:53 PM
 
Location: Pipe Creek, TX
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God, I just hope it's the older Slayer tunes before Tom Araya figured out that they are old and played out.... and kept making albums anyway...
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Old 11-04-2010, 07:54 PM
 
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God, I just hope it's the older Slayer tunes before Tom Araya figured out that they are old and played out.... and kept making albums anyway...
OooOOOooOOOooOOOooooo.....you go tell him that, Hot Rod!
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Old 11-04-2010, 07:56 PM
 
Location: Pipe Creek, TX
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Hah! What's he going to do, blast a 5 day stale beer fart at me?
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