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Old 07-06-2013, 04:36 PM
 
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A friend just sent me these dating ads for seniors, and for some reason, I find them much funnier than I would have a few months ago. I have not had much of a sense of humor about aging, so it is nice that some people do.


These are actual ads seen in ''The Villages,'' (Florida newspaper).

FOXY LADY
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5 '4' (used to be 5'6'), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT

Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, Fainting, shortness of breath not a problem

SERENITY NOW
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and Meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

WINNING SMILE
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

BEATLES OR STONES?
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camero on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

MEMORIES
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.

MINT CONDITION
Male, 1932 model, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks well.
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Old 07-06-2013, 04:58 PM
 
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These are funny! Glad to see the seniors have such a sense of humor.
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Old 07-06-2013, 06:00 PM
 
Location: Port Charlotte, FL
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so cute!
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Old 07-07-2013, 05:47 AM
 
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I think I now know why they have such a high rate of STD's in the Villages!!

Seriously, I think it's great that they still have a sense of humor and want to enjoy all their days on this beautiful earth.
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Old 07-07-2013, 06:10 AM
 
Location: Sarasota, FL
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Awesome. Totally flies in the face of the stereotype.

These are people you want to be around.
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Old 07-12-2013, 06:50 PM
 
Location: Osprey, FL
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I liked the Memories one best

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