Cooked Squid Inseminates Woman's Mouth (devices)

[Brian.Pearson]

Doctors found that the 63-year-old woman had "small, white spindle-shaped bug-like organisms" lodged in the mucous membrane of her tongue, cheek and gums.


Despite having been boiled, the dead squid's live spermatophores, or sperm sacks, were alive and penetrated the woman's mouth. The sacks, which contain ejaculatory devices, forcefully release sperm and a "cement" that attaches the sperm to a wall.

[Willsson]

I posted this in the Movies forum, for the movie Prometheus... seemed appropriate as life, imitating art

or whatever that movie was.

[Peregrine]

Excuse me while I vomit.

and... is proofreading dead???

Originally Posted by Brian.Pearson

Despite having been boiled, the dead squid's live spermatophores, or sperm sacks, were alive and penetrated the woman's mouth. The sacks, which contain ejaculatory devices, forcefully release sperm and a "cement" that attaches the sperm to a wall.

Is it me or should that say:
the dead squid's spermatophores, or sperm sacks, were alive

[PanTerra]

Originally Posted by Peregrine

Excuse me while I vomit.

and... is proofreading dead???



Is it me or should that say:
the dead squid's spermatophores, or sperm sacks, were alive

From the Dept. of Redundancy Department?

[Brian.Pearson]

I'll never eat a squid no matter how much it is prepared unless I'm starving.