"hover"boards

[karlsch]

"Feel free to fight the good fight as long as you like. Mash your keyboard with forty-thousand word missives on the definition of the word hover. Type ferociously and let your fingers become as calloused as what’s left of your soul. Then type longer still, until your digits bleed; the blood slowly drying on the keys and turning into a crimson shrine of your devotion to the right and proper word for a technological device that does not in any way hover........:

They're Called Hoverboards, Get Over It

[Tek_Freek]

Someone is in love with their ability to type in a manner they think is eloquent on a subject that doesn't require it.