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Originally Posted by Ronzou
Dude my school didn't have sex ed. And no I'm not choosing abstinence. I'm not having sex because I'm ugggllllyyyy. And typically girls don't like ugly guys.
But if I did have sex... There are these great things called condoms.. Ya know... Not always fool proof but better than just putting it in and going.. heeheee
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Well I got a story that might point to a solution for you. Maybe NAH. This is a true story by the way.
I was up in NY with a bunch of guys in a small town. Most of us were single, under 25. Two guys were really having trouble getting any action at all. Available girls were in heaven, they had a lot of guys to choose from.
One of these dude was a lil short guy like 5'-2", Polish but better equipped than his height would suggest, nickname Ski. The other was a very gangly tall shy blonde dude that gave off weird vibes, name Youch. They were good buddies. Maybe both around 20. They are both roomies in the same pad. Lil dudes have it bad in the best of time. Tall is very in, no girl says I want a runt.
So after a while they start hanging around this coffee shop. There is a waitress maybe 40ish. Not particularly attractive, lil chubby. But the short guy starts to hit on her. Hey, he got zero to lose. She blows him off as she could be his mother. But he don't give up, couple weeks go by, he pursues, gives her nice tips. Youch does the same but rarely says anything. Ski teases her a lot and says she has nice legs and body. Watches her every move. After a while she starts to smile a bit.
So one night, Ski goes in about closing time and says Youch didn't show up and he needs a ride home. She says Ok. They get in her car and go over to his place. He talks to her in the car and kisses her, she says no. Finally he gets her to get out of the car and takes her hand and leads her into the house. Youch is not home. You guessed it, mating occurs after a bit more gentle play.
This goes on for about a week, he meets her after work, they go to the pad, and mate. Youch never is home. Kid is in Heaven, he has scored big time. Tells us all the juicy details, sizes, every position.
One day they are in bed, yup totally skin to skin under the covers. Youch walks in and typically says nothing. Walks over and sits down at the foot of the bed. Ski takes off the covers and they mate. Youch watches.
Then as Ski told it.
First I got it
Then Youch got it
Then I got it
Then Youch got it again
Then, then, then, well into the night. That mattress had bumps and bruises.
She probably wound being cross eyed. And it when on like that the entire time we were there. After we left and were in CT, both would drive up to NY to get her again.
You may be ugly, you may be short, you may not believe in mating but if in the right situation and in the right hands, just about anything can and does happen.
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