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Originally Posted by DanielAvery
What puzzles me the most is why the corporate-office folks who design these sales for the chain have to make them so difficult to understand and implement. Do they earn points with their bosses for turning a simple promo into such a production?
It's a PITA for the store employees (having to explain the 'rules' of the sale repeatedly), and the scanning department has to do all sorts of tricks with the register's software to calculate things like "the cookies ring up free if they buy three of these and two of that"-type promotions. I'm sure we've all been stuck in that special version of Hell where a customer is having a meltdown at the cash register and holding up the line over 15 cents that was supposed to be knocked off that can of beans because 'the sign didn't say I had to buy three' or some such. They likely get a number of complaints sent to corporate about such intricate sale strategies (from people who might feel they were 'cheated' somehow, or whatever), documenting how the customers hate jumping through all the hoops. It's also maddening when a store has the nerve to expect us to jump through those hoops in the hopes of saving a few pennies, like offering treats to dogs who will do tricks.
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Amen...
You can just see the meeting where someone suggests the latest (semi-complex) scheme to incent the poor shopper to buy 2 more $2.00 items to save $3.00 on the batch...by combining these items with 2 other totally unrelated things (you passed 10 minutes ago) at the other end of the store (do they even think of this?). Then the "boss" says great idea Buddy! ...make it happen
Stores I shop now. hang more of...and more complex...little signs that (in small print that few past 50 can read, let alone comprehend) try to explain "simply" the arcane rules of the "buy 10 of these (dozen different items) and save $2.00 special" or whatever. Of course, these signs are different than the other little "buy 6 of these and save $.50 per item off the already on sale price if you have our card. Them there are the signs that they want you to SCAN with their nifty new app at the item to get the discount when you check out...
BTW, doesn't EVERYONE have ALL the stupid store shopper cards yet???? When will someone consolidate them into one "super shopper card" tracking every purchase you ever made anywhere... instantly and print out coupons based on that?....some day ...maybe. Oh...heck they are already on that path by adding yet another set of new "apps" to your "smart" phone (smart phone, dumb users?) soon to be replaced by a little RFID/scanable implant in your hand, ear, nose, or tooth...thus eliminating the smart phone?
...maybe about 10 years...
unless this phase is skipped entirely by shopping (it won't be called shopping by then...just resupply) where Amazon (and Jet...) robot/drone deliver food n stuff based on your pantry contents or dinner plans (think Blue Apron, Dominos, etc)