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Ok - just checkin... Well, you said it was from your early years...
Here are a few more groaners for those pun-lovin' folks on the thread:
1. Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was asalted.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but
don't start anything."
3. A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve
food in here."
4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:
"A beer please, and one for the road."
6. Two aerial antennas meet on a roof, fall in love get married. The
ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was brilliant.
7. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this
taste funny to you?"
8. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'" "That
sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's not unusual."
9. Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly
"I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you,"
said Dolly.
"It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.
10. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The
shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
11. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my
electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm
positive..."
12. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull**** before.
13. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's
cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet,
"let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his
eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put
him down." "What?, Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really
heavy"
14. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't
find any.
15. I went to a seafood disco rave last week.... and pulled a mussel.
16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire
in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your
kayak and heat it too.
17. What do you call a fish with no eyes? ... A fsh
here's a link, to one of my favorite websights! Photographer, Greg Latza is a SD native & grew up on the family farm, near Letcher, SD.
enjoy!
Greg Latza, Photographer. Sioux Falls, South Dakota editorial photographer and SD corporate photography (http://www.greglatza.com/index.html - broken link)
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