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A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, " I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife a nd growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radardetector went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Damit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer~~~~ I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over, so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."
The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt
when you're driving." And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the driver turns to his wife and Barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always
talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
I love this part....................
"Only when he's been drinking."
Quotables "Go to South Dakota but drive there. I hope the noble inheritance, for that is what it is, won't be exploited too much and spoiled as lesser beauty spots in our country have been spoiled and will not continue to be marred by the nature imitator with his 'rustic' effects, piled boulders, peeled logs, and imitation of camp style primitive gabled buildings. Nature seeks from man not imitation but interpretation."
Famed architect Frank Lloyd Wright after visiting S.D. in 1935
Try TWO bursts of snow. One's happening here in Rapid City now and another's coming next week. I'm starting to think this "Banana Belt" business is a buncha bull!
Let's go back to the show of hands a couple posts back. ANOTHER snow thing is heading our direction.
Oh sorry, this is supposed to be a "Happy thread", isn't it?
It will make Sanborn Central's prom a lot of fun..............
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