You Know You're a Texan When

[bman15470]

Almost forgot. And you will vote democrat no matter how corrupt your candidate is.

[machiavelli1]

You know you are a Texan if you know that Chilifest in Snook really does not involve much chili

[GryffinPhoenix3]

Football is like a religion...How your school is percieved is based on how well your team plays and the statistics. My school has high acedemics, but our football team sucks, so we are considered a lousy school.

[NYGirlsInTexas]

Finally, you are 100% Texan if you find yourself having this conversation:
“You wanna coke?”
“Yeah”
“What kind?”
“Dr Pepper”

I heard this and I wasn't sure if it was true .. I LOVE IT! Thank you so much for posting that vseale

[Pontificator]

When a visit to the Alamo and the reading of this letter make you cry...

Fellow citizens and compatriots;
I am besieged, by a thousand or more of the Mexicans under Santa Anna. I have sustained a continual Bombardment and cannonade for 24 hours and have not lost a man. The enemy has demanded a surrender at discretion, otherwise, the garrison are to be put to the sword, if the fort is taken. I have answered the demand with a cannon shot, and our flag still waves proudly from the walls. I shall never surrender or retreat. Then, I call on you in the name of Liberty, of patriotism & everything dear to the American character, to come to our aid, with all dispatch. The enemy is receiving reinforcements daily and will no doubt increase to three or four thousand in four or five days. If this call is neglected, I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible and die like a soldier who never forgets what is due to his own honor & that of his country. Victory or Death.
William Barret Travis
Lt. Col. Comdt.