Valentine Month Top Ten List On How To Treat A Lady (Howe: home, safest)

[Howest2008]

Originally Posted by Howest2008

Valentine Day Eve Went to trader joe's and brought some chocolates and later discovered that Safeway also had the Trader Joe's brand of Chocolates which cost the same amount to purchase.Normal people would think that the Chocolates would cost twice as much from Trader Joe's Stores.....

Continuation of top ten list

6. Always tell your wife after a augument than I'm not wrong , (but) I apologize for us having this hot and heated augement , so lets bury the hacket.

7. Make sure not to give your kids and grandkids a inappropriate NDN name like I did with mines " Raises By wolves " that will surely make your wife as mad as a hornet from a hornet nest with an arrow sticking all the way through it.

8. Always treat your Mother-In-Law like a Queen and not A Monster-In-Law.....

9. When your wife has a throbbing headache and you don't feel like Massaging Her for 40 to 60 Minutes then Making Love To Her , go to the store and buy her some TYLENOL Pain Releiver and call it a day.

10. I'm still thinking about that tenth principal of wisdom to drop on you folks out in OKLAHOMA.

10. If and when you find yourself not having the proper amount of time for verbal communication with
your spouse , hand her a hand written note telling her how you feel.

There's more than one way of keeping the lines of Communication open.........

[_redbird_]

Originally Posted by Bass&Catfish2008

I usually just tap the wife on the shoulder until she gives in. It can go two ways: 1) elbow to the face (worth the risk) or 2) desired result.

Geez, I hope your nose gets better.


As for #10, No! Go back to the drawing board. Post its are not going to cut it for Valentine's Day.

[Howest2008]

Originally Posted by Bass&Catfish2008
I usually just tap the wife on the shoulder until she gives in. It can go two ways: 1) elbow to the face (worth the risk) or 2) desired result.

Originally Posted by _redbird_

Geez, I hope your nose gets better.


As for #10, No! Go back to the drawing board. Post its are not going to cut it for Valentine's Day.

howowest2008 Laughing Out Loud......

[Howest2008]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ9ZVGM7smE

[Howest2008]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkPy4yq7EJo

[_redbird_]

Hey buddy, slow down! Your hand will cramp up!

How much did you spend on the Missus for Valentine's Day?

[Howest2008]

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Originally Posted by _redbird_

Hey buddy, slow down! Your hand will cramp up!

How much did you spend on the Missus for Valentine's Day?[/quote]

All that I can tell you is Not Enough , but we are catching Up On Our WINTER HEATING BILL " and getting Ready for a March 27th Road Trip.....And Daughter Is Going On A Historical Black Colleges
And University TOUR On The 28th of March...My Head Is Spinning Brother.

I try and stay away from that only using in a extreme EMERGENCY...........

[Bass&Catfish2008]

Originally Posted by _redbird_

Hey buddy, slow down! Your hand will cramp up!

How much did you spend on the Missus for Valentine's Day?

LOL!

Yeh, that's one cause of carpal tunnel that you do not want to explain to the doctor!
*Doctor: "Can you show me what you were doing when you felt pain in your hand?"*

[Goodpasture]

1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.

2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.

3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.

4. If you are in an elevator and a women gets in, don’t rape her.

5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.

6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.

7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.

8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.

9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.

10. Dont forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don’t pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her.

[Rubi3]

Originally Posted by Goodpasture

1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.

2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.

3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.

4. If you are in an elevator and a women gets in, don’t rape her.

5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.

6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.

7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.

8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.

9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.

10. Dont forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don’t pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her.

It may be difficult to believe, but there are men who truly need to be told these things over and over and over again. Their stupidity is rife.