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Yeah, the Donald needs to be able boast, that he got more of everything than Obama. We can just lie to him, he'll never know........
Or perhaps we could just have Private Baldrick recite his war poem 'The German Guns' which goes boom boom boom (82 times), that would save the Royal Horse Artillery from having to get up early to groom their horses and polish their guns for the Donald.
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Originally Posted by English Dave
But lots of kilted pipers for him....... he'll like that...... Plus a group of girl pipers as a personal guard. This is going to be yuge I tell ya, yuge!!
.......and, and, tanks. Lots of tanks!!
It's going to be a very beautiful thing!!!!
It;s going to be the yugest greatest most beautiful event ever in the history of mankind and Donald should organise it, because that's what he does he organises and negotiates folks!!!
Actually just an idea, but do you know what I think the Donald would really like, 'The Royal Cavalry of the Sultanate of Oman' aka 'The Queens Desert Cavalry' dressed in all their Muslim splendor, I am sure the Donald would really enjoy that.
Or perhaps we could just have Private Baldrick recite his war poem 'The German Guns' which goes boom boom boom (82 times), that would save the Royal Horse Artillery from having to get up early to groom their horses and polish their guns for the Donald.
It's going to be a very beautiful thing!!!!
It;s going to be the yugest greatest most beautiful event ever in the history of mankind and Donald should organise it, because that's what he does he organises and negotiates folks!!!
Actually just an idea, but do you know what I think the Donald would really like, the Royal Cavalry of the Sultanate of Oman aka The Queens Desert Cavalry dressed in all their Muslim splendor, I am sure he would really enjoy that.
They've got a mounted orchestra in there! He'll love that for sure! Hey, how about the Red Arrows belching red, white and blue smoke? A parade of those girls who dance at football games, Watcha call 'em? Cheer leaders, that's it. Plus the Tiller Girls!! They'll go down a storm........ Some elephants........ and don't forget the tanks. I think we have it covered.
They've got a mounted orchestra in there! He'll love that for sure! Hey, how about the Red Arrows belching red, white and blue smoke? A parade of those girls who dance at football games, Watcha call 'em? Cheer leaders, that's it. Plus the Tiller Girls!! They'll go down a storm........ Some elephants........ and don't forget the tanks. I think we have it covered.
That Trade deal is looking in the bag.
However the Donald must not under any circumstances touch the Queen inappropriately or grab her by the p*ssy, the Corgi's and Princess Anne are also off limits although the PM Theresa May is willing to carry out certain acts of a personal nature in exchange for a trade deal.
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The Donald must not under any circumstances touch the Queen inappropriately or grab her by the p*ssy, the Corgi's and Princess Anne are also off limits however Theresa May will carry our certain acts of a personal nature in exchange for a trade deal.
Theresa will have some good knee pads by now I should think........
However the Donald must not under any circumstances touch the Queen inappropriately or grab her by the p*ssy, the Corgi's and Princess Anne are also off limits although the PM Theresa May is willing to carry out certain acts of a personal nature in exchange for a trade deal.
No that gets left for Madonna and tramps like her..maybe with Hils..
I see that his potential visit is causing a rift in Parliament. The speaker for the house of commons came out against letting Trump address them. Now there are calls for his resignation.
Ya know, if you want a trade deal, you have to stoop to his level (I don't mean that literally. or maybe so, lol) and give him what he wants. Would it really kill anyone to have to listen to a speech by someone whose vocabulary is not above the lever of the average 8 year old? To listen to him bragging about himself for a little while?
He probably doesn't want to address Parliament anyway. He wants parades, public adoration, that sort of thing. Give him what he wants, get the trade deal and then he will go away.
I see that his potential visit is causing a rift in Parliament. The speaker for the house of commons came out against letting Trump address them. Now there are calls for his resignation.
Ya know, if you want a trade deal, you have to stoop to his level (I don't mean that literally. or maybe so, lol) and give him what he wants. Would it really kill anyone to have to listen to a speech by someone whose vocabulary is not above the lever of the average 8 year old? To listen to him bragging about himself for a little while?
He probably doesn't want to address Parliament anyway. He wants parades, public adoration, that sort of thing. Give him what he wants, get the trade deal and then he will go away.
The Speaker of the House is an idiot of many years standing. I love all these paragons of virtue who look down their noses at President Trump. His own personal life is nothing for him to boast about, and he should keep his big mouth shut.
We have entertained far worse than Trump in this country, when it suits us to do so. Put a show on for him, box in the usual suspects who will protest him, and let him have a few days peace and quiet telling us how great he is. It'll do no harm, and may just do us some good long term.
The Speaker of the House is an idiot of many years standing. I love all these paragons of virtue who look down their noses at President Trump. His own personal life is nothing for him to boast about, and he should keep his big mouth shut.
We have entertained far worse than Trump in this country, when it suits us to do so. Put a show on for him, box in the usual suspects who will protest him, and let him have a few days peace and quiet telling us how great he is. It'll do no harm, and may just do us some good long term.
WE have to listen to the Orange One shoot off his big mouth for FOUR YEARS. Surely you people can manage to entertain him for a few days--so exactly what you said.
I think maybe Theresa May knows just what she's doing in flattering him. Flattery will get you what you want from him. Take the high road, be polite and gracious to this person. Tell him he's the best thing since sliced bread--whatever he wants to hear. Make sure he gets enough of everything Scottish to flatter his Scottish roots. TRADE DEAL
WE have to listen to the Orange One shoot off his big mouth for FOUR YEARS. Surely you people can manage to entertain him for a few days--so exactly what you said.
I think maybe Theresa May knows just what she's doing in flattering him. Flattery will get you what you want from him. Take the high road, be polite and gracious to this person. Tell him he's the best thing since sliced bread--whatever he wants to hear. Make sure he gets enough of everything Scottish to flatter his Scottish roots. TRADE DEAL
Right on the money. The Donald is easy to deal with. No complexities at all. Gawd, we have had far worse to deal with in the past, than a sociopath here in England. There are just three things to concentrate on during his visit. Flattery, flim flam, and a good show for him to boast about when he goes home. "They love me over there, I tell ya."
Easy peasy.
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Plus a group of girl pipers as a personal guard. This is going to be yuge I tell ya, yuge!!
