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Lol! I just enjoy sh*tting and it usually comes in two bursts so you have to read something to pass the time.
I've probably spent an hour or so on the toilet before but luckily we have more than one toilet so I don't have to rush at all, ever. I've also started taking ****s as work but unfortunately I can't spend ages there. getting paid to crap is awesome though
Lol! I just enjoy sh*tting and it usually comes in two bursts so you have to read something to pass the time.
I've probably spent an hour or so on the toilet before but luckily we have more than one toilet so I don't have to rush at all, ever. I've also started taking ****s as work but unfortunately I can't spend ages there. getting paid to crap is awesome though
Back at the Melbourne residence, there were 2 crappers for my folks and myself, now I am by myself on my houseboat and there is only 1 crapper (most houseboats here have 2 - the biggest luxury boats have up to 5 ensuites complete with crappers - more than a $15 million mansion on Sydney Harbour) so I get to s**t at my leisure. I used to get the occasional diarrhea attach at my old work, did not think twice about spending a half hour in there and no one even knew I was gone lol
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Originally Posted by jgtheone
I take ages on the WC too, my family hates it. I mean I'm there right now.
Big respect for you my man, mostly for calling it a WC - that is the official hungarian term for the dunny! The WC is supposed to be an escape from the family and their crap that they like to foist on you My dad and myself inhabit the thing, my grandpa used to be a homebody aswell and used to spend a mass amount of time on the WC.
Last edited by BeerParty; 05-06-2017 at 07:16 AM..
Big respect for you my man, mostly for calling it a WC - that is the official hungarian term for the dunny! The WC is supposed to be an escape from the family and their crap that they like to foist on you My dad and myself inhabit the thing, my grandpa used to be a homebody aswell and used to spend a mass amount of time on the WC.
Hehe it's often called a WC in Croatia
However, I didn't realise that time spent in the WC was a hereditary trait. There you go.
However, I didn't realise that time spent in the WC was a hereditary trait. There you go.
IN Hungary, it is also called the WC. The WC is not only a hereditary trait, but an excuse to get out of anything unpleasant, or what you don't want to be roped into
My WC and my reputation for spending hours on it has saved my ass countless times from people and situations
IN Hungary, it is also called the WC. The WC is not only a hereditary trait, but an excuse to get out of anything unpleasant, or what you don't want to be roped into
My WC and my reputation for spending hours on it has saved my ass countless times from people and situations
Nice! Would rep you but the communist forum software won't let me
I've spent long periods in the bathroom too - once in 2nd grade (2000ish) I had to go to the bathroom at school and spent literally half an hour in there pooping away
There were three rounds of it, and the bathroom door flew open a couple of times during the Dump of the Year too
I've also spent countless hours surfing the Internet, playing video games, and reading in the bathroom too. Take The Bride of Anguished English in there with you and you'll never have a peeing problem again
The longer I sit, the more productive my pooing session is. I often realize about 5 minutes in that there was a second dump waiting in the wings all along, and it's always better to have it come out now when it's fresh than just let it sit in your butt for a few hours.
It's always annoying when I have people over (1 toilet in my house) and they have to go too. Then I have to finish pooping, turn the light on, wipe, and wash my hands all in two minutes flat.
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